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Apple Releases Security Update 2003-03-24

Posted by pudge on from the lolly-lolly-lolly-get-your-security-related-update-here dept.

skeeter17 writes "Apple updates security again. According the description: 'Security Update 2002-03-24 addresses a Samba vulnerability which could allow unauthorized remote access to the host system. .... OpenSSL is also updated to address an issue in which RSA private keys can be compromised when communicating over LANs, Internet2/Abilene, and interprocess communication on local machine. ... It is recommended that all users install this Security Update.' Well! There you have it folks!" It is available via Software Update.

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  1. OMG! FIST POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  3. pants by trouser · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm not wearing any pants as I install this software update.

    Now, where's 10.2.5 ?

    --
    Now wash your hands.
  4. Dearest Father O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Dear Father O'Day:

    Thanks for your letter. Being Catholic myself, I know exactly what you're talking about! It has always been our plan here at Apple Computer Inc to revolutionize personal computing with our high-quality and highly gay products.

    I'm happy to answer your letter by letting you know that YES we will be releasing an entire hLife ("homo-life") software line. You'll be able to recognize it in stores by the small stylized logo depicting a large cock entering a tight anus with an Apple logo on it. ("Suddenly it all comes together" indeed!).

    Anyway, I hope you and other members of our community will join us on our mission, and purchase the exciting new hLife boxed set. Only the boxed set comes with translucent cock rings!

    Sincerely,

    Harry Rodman
    Vice-president
    Homosexual Liaison Services
    Apple Computer, Inc.

  5. Re:Dear Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dear Randy,

    You are a douche. Please go buy a Dell.

    Apple