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False Information A-Okay in Primary FBI Database

blamanj writes "The FBI's National Crime Information Center (NCIC), which compiles a huge database on criminals, arrest warrants, missing persons, etc., no longer has to put up with the pesky problem of ensuring the data is accurate. I guess the Justice Department isn't particularly concerned with justice anymore." The full text of the provision which the main FBI criminal database will no longer have to adhere to is: "Each agency that maintains a system of records shall ... maintain all records which are used by the agency in making any determination about any individual with such accuracy, relevance, timeliness, and completeness as is reasonably necessary to assure fairness to the individual in the determination."

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  1. Data accuracy by YellowElectricRat · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they're not worried about accuracy, they'll save millions by simply using a very large MS Access database!

    1. Re:Data accuracy by YellowElectricRat · · Score: 5, Funny

      In the matter of the people vs 778;[ODBC Contraint];&H00062671 on 6743281 counts of 990;0--[ODBCError];, the court will come to order!

  2. How does the saying go? by LucidBeast · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would rather imprison hundred innocents than let one guilty go free.

  3. What's the problem? by eidechse · · Score: 5, Funny

    All undertakings of The Ministry of Justice are double-plus-good.

  4. Archibald Tuttle, Heating Engineer by joelparker · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I assure you, Mrs. Buttle, the Ministry is very scrupulous about following up and eradicating any error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms."

    Here is the relevant file from the FBI database: ARCHIBALD BUTTLE charged with Freelance Subversion, Deconstructive Behavior, Reckless Creation of Suspicion Among the Greater Public, Stealing Work from Qualified Personnel, Practicing Heating Engineering without a License, Failing to Complete Necessary Work Orders, Wasting Ministry Time and Paper

    The complete Python file is here: Tuttle

    Cheers, Joel