Introduction to PHP5
Yet Another OO Fanatic writes "PHP core developer Sterling Hughes has a excellent presentation (mirror) about PHP5 online. So far it seems to be the best coverage of the new features in PHP5; highlights include the new object model, namespaces, interfaces, access control and exceptions. Java by any other name..."
What about PHP 9.0?
OO!! oOOooOOo!! OOO!! PHP5!
There is PHP 5!!!! Nooooo.....
FP :) praise the powers that be!
perl rocks! Troll post #1
Able to crash faster, harder.
0 posts, and already slashdotted? the subscribers must've gotten to that one early!
And what's with the java comment, PHP is pretty much nothing like java. It has different uses, different strengths, and different semmantics. When are they going to properly fix PHP like making it stable? (*gasp*)
still reeks.
apt-get install php5
Maybe to a "programmer" who types code without thinking about those scary compilers, interpreters, and *gasp* actual hardware, PHP5 could be considered something in the same hemisphere as Java.
PHP 4 and previous versions taught most of us that if you run it even a 13-year-old script-kiddy can 0wn your site. New version, new features aside, PHP can't catch on much more than it has until more of the holes in it's implementation are patched. Would any of us buy a fancy car without locks? PHP is much the same, really nice to use but without security is it worth it?
- locked into a language worse than VBScript,
- locked into an extension model worse than ActiveX,
- have a database interface a billion times worse than ADO (for example, the standard PHP MySQL interface has no paramatarized queries!!! Who's the supergenius who thought that up?), and
- lack almost all the functions, procedures, methods, or objects that would make web programming useful.
For a few glaring examples where PHP doesn't give you even the most basic requirements for first-generation web language, there's no equivilant to ASP's Response.Redirect(). There's no equivilant to ASP's Server.MapPath(). The handling of forms with multiple fields of the same name (like checkboxes) is so hideously broken I don't know if I should laugh or cry.I want to avoid saying that most PHP sites are amazingly insecure. Certainly, this must be a function of the pathetic losers who use PHP, instead of some function of the language. But after spending even a week on BugTraq, one begins to wonder exactly what most PHP developers are smoking when they write sites.
In short, I think PHP sucks. It's little suprise to me that the editors on this site find it so endearing.
Slashdot is jumping the shark. I'm just driving the boat.
Yeah yeah PHP 5 - but who cares, PHP will never be as good as Perl! hell Perl is on version 6 now, it is atleast 1 times as good as php 5.
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