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Michigan First With A Law That Could Outlaw VPNs
zaren writes "Holy frell, Taco, we're gonna be criminals! I was checking out Freedom to Tinker after reading the posting about that multi-state anti-VPN-style legislation, and I saw a new posting that says that Michigan has ALREADY passed such legislation, and it goes into effect on MONDAY, MARCH 31, 2003 . Guess I better tighten down the base station and batten down the hatches..."
Michigan residents being arrested on april fools' day because of a law that's a joke.
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I don't know, but whatever it is, I want some! It must be a REALLY good trip.
What, were they thinking???
The answer, of course, is "no!"
Bill Stewart
New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
Uh... I don't see the connection between geeks and nude women?
The owls are not what they seem
"Soon we will be able to harness the rotational energy from Orwell's grave to solve all world energy problems"
- GigsVT (#208848 [there is no #1, #6])
This might work on Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson's graves as well.
But don't worry, the oil companies and their puppet government won't stand for this nonsense for very long. They'll buy & bury the technology soon enough.
~.~
I'm a peripheral visionary.
"Hi, this is Mike. You remember me from yesterday? Yeah, well, I was wondering if I could "facilitate the recipt" of another couple of packets today. I was kinda thinking about maybe checking the weather."
...
"Kid, I'm giving you express authority to send you all the packets you want. Get the hell off the support line."
"Hi, this is Bob. I was wondering if I could decrypt something...I was thinking about buying a CD for my sister using https. Also, I..."
"Blanket approval. Go for it."
May we never see th
Today the RIAA announced it was pushing for legislation that made the use of chairs illegal
"Pirates sit down to make these illegal copies that are destroying society" said an RIAA spokesperson "This is all about making it uncomfortable for the pirates"
When questioned as to the many valid uses of chairs the spokesperson replied "Sure this will have a minor effect on some people, but isn't that worth it to protect the American way of life and ensure the success of democracy that rides on the music and movie industries, what are you some sort of Communist or one of the Al Q'uada people.... guards arrest this person"
An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
1) phone legislator
2) ask him his exact location
3) if he tells you, say thanks and hang up. Wait 5 minutes go back to step 1)
4) if he hangs up without telling you, get him locked up for concealing the destination of the telecommunication.
Repeat until all the legislators are locked up, then elect some people who are less dumb.
A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
quite possibly the most useful/informative post in the history of slashdot.
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Humans are slow, innaccurate, and brilliant; computers are fast, acurrate, and dumb; together they are unbeatable
If all the geeks in the US moved to florida, for how long do you think there would still be nude women there? =)
/.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
Wonder how many people here have ever even seen a rotary dial
Interesting note - I read a newspaper article a couple of years ago about a high school that put a rotary phone in the office, to prevent students from using the phone to call out..
Apparently they had no idea how to use one.
It depends on what the defination of "is" is.
... they have just one more tool to fuck you over with impunity.
I don't know about that. Fucking someone over with a tool ought to qualify as lewd and lascivious, don't you think?
I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
So if a telemarketer keeps their number from showing up on your CallerID screen you can have them arrested as a terrorist. Cool.
I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.