Gentoo Linux Rethinks Package Management System
YOU ARE SO FIRED! writes "In an effort to conform to the LSB standards, Gentoo Linux will be adopting RPM as the standard form of package management in portage 2.1. More information can be found in the Gentoo weekly newsletter. I'd surely be fired if I would've proposed such an idea!"
My heart jumped about 3 feet before I rememberd it is April 1.
Ditto.
I'll just remember to disregard everything for the next 24 hours.
Yup.