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New Whitespace-Only Programming Language

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the drag-your-mouse-down-the-examples dept.

foobarbazquux writes "Introducing whitespace, a language designed to compensate for the "white-space doesn't count" culture of contemporary programming languages. Amaze your friends by hiding programs in your web-pages! Astound colleagues by putting a virus in your text file!" (And for those who prefer obfuscation to invisibility, Koshatul writes "This article in the Sydney Morning Herald, tells of a new programming language which 'makes it impossible to express a security vulnerability in a program's source code.'")

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  1. Re:Ok. Stop it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Normal newsoutlets have one April fools joke. Why does slashdot have to be different?

    Because we like to watch whiney little bitches like you get upset about it.

  2. Please tell me why.. by Reikk · · Score: -1, Troll

    Why do people who work on linux lack a sense of humor? Do people actually think this shit is funny? It's lame as hell. Fuck, I hate you people.

  3. Re:Ok. Stop it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah and you think Bugs Bunny eating a carrot is funny. Hahahahahaha. Dumbass!

  4. White-space by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: -1, Troll
    Is that like a nigger free space?

    Man, we need one these days with jungle-bunnies all over the place stealing our women and tax money.

    If you can't feed'em, don't breed'em. That's what I say.

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    BOO! TERRO