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Dealing with Development House Disasters?

Skinnytie asks: "I was recently asked by the CEO of the company for which I work to find a resource from which to better understand what to do in the event of a disaster. 'I'm on it, Sir' was my response, and I ran back to my desk and started writing contingency plans and trying to imagine what to do if a meteorite strikes our co-lo facility. I quickly came te realize that there is far more that *could* happen (the CTO gets hit by bus, or the in-house server room gets abducted by aliens...you get the point) than I am even prepared to write plans for. I thought I'd hit the Slashdot audience up for some ideas/horror stories regarding avoiding, dealing with and getting past whatever disasters that have occurred at your development houses. Have at you!"

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  1. A certain friend of mine by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    'I'm on it, Sir' was my response

    A friend of mine once gave a response that was less gentle:


    Sir, you just laid off half the developers, and half of the support staff, but you didn't reduce the marketing staff.

    There is one manager for every 5 non-manager, we're still not meeting our financial targets, our new "Premium services" campaign is earning $1 for every $1000 we invested, we don't have enough tech staff to fix the bugs, the QA department was reduced to a single person and can't even find the bugs, and tech support is dealing with a growing number of irate customers every day.

    We can barely keep up with the endless list of new tasks that you assign, sir, and you want me to waste my time daydreaming about asteroids?

    We don't need a contigency plan sir, we ARE IN the contigency plan.

    Get real, sir.


    Still kept his job. Ok, maybe he wasn't that snotty...

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