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Pendulum Clock with Atomic Precision
u19925 writes "Now you can get atomic clock precision out of your grandma pendulum clocks. Here is how it works: There is a camcorder fitted inside the clock which monitors the pendulum swing. It has an atomic clock signal receiver. It compares the pendulum swings with the atomic signal hearbeat. The camcorder also has an arm. If the pendulum clock drifts, then it uses its arm to push or pull the pendulum to make correction." It's not an April Fool's joke, but it is rather impractical.
And we know your a karma whore.
If you did it as AC, it would be different.
But since you didn't, your a whore!
(pre slam) and so is your momma!
Well, you see, the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the ratio of fellatio, so therefore... ... oh wait, we were talking about clocks? Never mind.
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I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
That's it. I'm tired of the editors not caring enough to read their own site, or preview their own posts, or spell words correctly.
I'm tired of the same old jokes and misconceptions being corrected every time (server's screeching to a halt, or "encrypting" file sharing systems to catch the RIAA with the DMCA). I'm tired of all the lame Microsoft bashing and Linux worshipping non-insightful commenting that show up in just about every article.
This is site isn't worth the time I spend on it, and I doubt it ever will be. Did you read the QC Language article earlier? The comments? Nothing but a bunch of hoo-haw. I can't wait for the dupe, so that Taco can say he broke the laws of physics by copying quantum information.
Slashdot is going in my block lists--I'm redirecting it to 127.0.0.1. I don't know where I'll get my news. Probably news.google.com. Maybe I'll try to start reading PRL when I need something distracting. This place has just gone horribly downhill. Even browsing at +3 isn't enough.
If I were you, I'd leave now. It's not worth it. Do something better with your life.
he's in one of those sensitive minority groups that everyone is supposed to be nice to and celebrate "diversity" with... he is a fucking FAGGOT
Accept no substitutes.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
Unfortunately, magnets tend to uhm, attract metal. As an aside, George Bush wanted to attack Iraq right after 9/11 but Tony Blair talked that stupid fucking cowboy asshole out of it first He's a fucking moron, and PBS isn't afraid to tell it like it is! It's not about oil, or terrorism, it's about a stupid man who thinks that Saddam Hussein is an international terrorist who tried to kill his daddy(is that how you say it in Texas? Try 'Wastebasket for man spunk') and to prove that his cocaine and drinking habits haven't shrunk his penis. And oh yeah, that he can't run a company, but he can certainly run the world. That'll show those fucking stockholders! Drive the economy into the ground! What good is removing the capital gains taxes for seniors when you've already destroyed the economy by pushing the country into a recession? You don't need your purchased Harvard Degree to figure that one out you dictator cock smoker of a President. Fuck even Gerald Ford is so sickened by your actions that he wants to vomit, and this is a man who has apparently been lobotomized from birth. Go suck-start Cheney's heart through his cock, you fucking panzy. I don't see you fighting, just sending off a bunch of 18 year old hoodlums that you call a Military off to die, because you still have big plans for the 7 remaining years of your despicible silver-spoon-up-the-ass waste of energy you call a life.
Why do you want to give all the ghosts power?
PINK POWER!
Clearly having clocks that are off by a few minutes isn't acceptible anymore. This is why many clock towers in England, including Big Ben in London, are converting to digital read-outs. The thinking behind these renovations is that instead of retrofitting the current clock systems with reliable electric motors, the entire system should be modernised. And why not?
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