Newly Discovered Fault Under L.A.
Randolpho writes "Whether you like the city or not, you can't say Los Angeles doesn't have a fault. It does, and it's one of earth-shattering proportions. Geologists have confirmed that LA was built right over a faultline, which they're calling the Puente Hills Blind Thrust System; it runs from northern Orange County through Los Angeles on up to Beverly Hills, and has a habbit of ripping earthquakes as large as 7.5 on the Richter Scale every 10 thousand years or so. And the last one was about 8 thousand years ago."
But seriously, is anyone going to tell us how soon to expect the next big one, or are we just supposed to extrapolate for ourselves?
No, but will take 2,000 years to finish the job of wiping Rob Malda's ass. He's one big motherfucker.
Can't wait. Maybe we'll be rid of some of those dumb, liberal Hollywood fuckers.