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Anger as a Software Design Philosophy

Posted by michael on from the soundproof-cubicle dept.

Chilliwilli writes "Spending more time cursing your code than writing it? Well now there's an answer. feckfeck (a language in the vein of Whitespace and Brainf*ck) will help you get back that precious time by converting your foul words into code. You've heard the hype surrounding VLIWs, well here are FLIWs (4 letter instruction words). The great thing is the more angry you get the more code you'll write. For those programmers on performance related pay this is great news."

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  1. That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thats why the file dialogue in gnome sucks so bad.

  2. Hello world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hello world program:

    FUCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB ARSE SHIT BOOB!!!!!!! FUCK TITS BUTT SHIT COCK FUCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB ARSE SHIT BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB FUCK TITS BUTT SHIT BOOB COCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB COCK COCK BOOB BOOB BOOB COCK ARSE TITS BUTT FUCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB ARSE SHIT BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB FUCK TITS BUTT
    SHIT COCK FUCK BOOB!!!!!!!!!! ARSE SHIT BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB FUCK TITS BUTT SHIT COCK FUCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB ARSE SHIT BOOB BOOB BOOB FUCK TITS BUTT SHIT COCK BOOB!! COCK TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS COCK TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS COCK ARSE TITS BUTT FUCK BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB ARSE
    SHIT BOOB BOOB BOOB BOOB FUCK TITS BUTT SHIT BOOB COCK ARSE TITS BUTT BOOB!!!!!!!!! COCK

    And to avoid lameness filter:

    Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.