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Hypernova Erupts as Global Telescopes Scramble

An anonymous reader writes "The remarkable Robotic Optical Transient Search Experiment [ROTSE] telescopes have tracked a 2 billion year old hypernova, from which an intense gamma ray burst reached earth on March 29. From Carl Akerlof, the ROTSE investigator: "The optical brightness of this gamma ray burst is about 100 times more intense than anything we've ever seen before." To underscore how the sun never rises on this automated telescope network, the observations switched rapidly from New South Wales in Australia back to Fort Davis, Texas, over a 12 hour burnout of the collapsing black hole."

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  1. GAMMA BURST! Hitting us right now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hide in your basesment and get out your tinfoil hat! ...I'm glad to see many of you are already prepared.

    1. Re:GAMMA BURST! Hitting us right now! by kiggs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now this is what I call SHOCK and AWE! not that tiny stuff using puny little bombs. This is the mother of all explosions!

  2. Too bad.... by tankdilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    And it was just about to retire the next day. 2 billion years of loyal service as a hypernova, and it erupts just like that.
    Quoted a co-worker, "It's what we call in the nova business retirony."

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  3. Good point by Mattygfunk1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    In astronomy circles - black holes are considered interplanetary BSODs.

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  4. Old News. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 4, Funny

    This happened 2 Billion years ago.

    Slow news day?

  5. I'll Get The Ball Rolling by DarkZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Carl Akerlof, the ROTSE investigator: "The optical brightness of this gamma ray burst is about 100 times more intense than anything we've ever seen before."

    And five minutes later, after someone accidentally spilled coffee on Dr. Akerlof, angering him, he was quoted as saying... wait for it... wait for it... all together now...

    HULK SMASH!!!

    Let the painfully immature gamma ray jokes begin.

  6. Well... keep fingers crossed by KDan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's just hope we don't get one of these anywhere much closer than this, cause otherwise everyone will have a really good sun tan very fast!

    Daniel

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  7. Choice of names... by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Funny
    With two telescopes separated by about 110 degrees longitude, the Robotic Optical Transient Search Experiment (ROTSE) will have one of the most continuous records of this explosion.

    Fortunately, they didn't call their telescope network the Global Optical Automatic Transient Search Experiment, whose headquarter are in the Christmas Islands.

  8. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... by irw · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Two billion years ago, in a far-away galaxy, a giant star exploded."

    The death of star. Death Star.

    I predict they might be seeing a second one of these explosions any time soon...

  9. I swear... by imrec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rotse. I swear every and any word/acronym/setofcharacters containing o*tse or some form of it has, in my mind, been ruined forever. My first day at slashdot will continue haunt me to the end of my days.

    Thank you.

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