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Gas Clouds As Giant Telescopes

allrong writes "Astronomers have found a way to harness clouds of gas in space to make a natural 'telescope' more powerful than any manmade telescope currently in operation. Read the press release or take a look at the images and description of the process."

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  1. You know by I+Am+The+Owl · · Score: 4, Funny

    People always reported seeing visions when I farted, but I never knew there was a scientific basis for their claims!

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  2. Men In Black by dfj225 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So that seemingly made up excuse for the explosion of the truck in MIB caused by light reflecting off of some gas is now about to be a reality.

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    SIGFAULT
  3. NASA Surrenders by boog3r · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA requests 4.2 bazillion (USD) to fly out there and fix the optics...

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  4. images of the process by Lu+Xun · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm so glad they included those giant 5mb copies of the images. Those puny little jpegs just weren't enough to explain the process to me. If there's no scrollbar, it's too small.

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  5. Radiotelescope/repeater by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was recently reading in Astronomer Monthly magazine that scientists now believe they can get usable signals from Voyager, long after they should be too faint, because they are amplified by the giant gas cloud that hovers around Uranus.

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  6. Sounds like a Star Trek TNG episode by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny
    Data: "Captain, I believe that I could alter our cosmotic arrays in order to tune it's radio signals, refract them off of the gas cloud using hyperspace signaling. This will allow us a more acute and reversed polarity view of the Romulan fleet ahead"

    Picard: "Geordi, do we still have the power left to do this?"

    Geordi: "I suppose it's possible.....I'll need to divert power from the shields and possibly redirect the conduits to decks 10 through 20, but yes, it can be done"

    *10 seconds of silence pass while the rest of the officers shoot uneasy glances towards one another*

    Picard: "Make it so. Number one, join me in the ready room...."

  7. Gas by DarkZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Feh. Sounds like vaporware to me.