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How Broad is Broadband?
Photon01 writes "The Register reports that UK ISP NTL have lost, in a ruling that their advertisement of their 128k broadband service as 'High Speed Broadband Internet' is misleading.
This is despite it clearly meeting the technical definitions of broadband internet.
Apparently 128k broadband is not broad enough." My first cable modem was only 256k. It wasn't blazingly fast but after being stuck on dialup it was heaven, and I imagine 128k wouldn't be so bad for a single household.
I got first post... look at that..
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wanna see how broad my band is?
Where are the broads?
Against the monthly flow!
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You don't need to be a waggler to predict Waggly cocks's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Waggly cocks faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Waggly cocks because Waggly cocks is dying. Things are looking very bad for Waggly cocks. As many of us are already aware, Waggly cocks continues to lose market share. Red ink waggles like a waggly donkey dick. Jesusgeeks.net is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Jesusgeeks.net leader Ronald Reagan states that there are 7000 users of Jesusgeeks.net. How many users of Ham sandwich are there? Let's see. The number of Jesusgeeks.net versus Ham sandwich posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Ham sandwich users. Strawberry Mini-Wheats posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Ham sandwich posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Strawberry Mini-Wheats. A recent article put Jesusgeeks.net at about 80 percent of the Waggly cocks market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Jesusgeeks.net users. This is consistent with the number of Jesusgeeks.net Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of hork spatula, abysmal blah blah blah and so on, Jesusgeeks.net went out of business and was taken over by Toyota who sell another troubled tit jiggle. Now Toyota is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Waggly cocks has steadily declined in market share. Waggly cocks is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Waggly cocks is to survive at all it will be among tit jiggle hobbyist dabblers. Waggly cocks continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Waggly cocks is dead.
this is funny?!
I find it informative.
Karma isn't the motive for everything.