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"Case Modding" a Nissan Sentra
Lawrence Person writes "Given all the interest Slashdot has shown in casemodding as of late, I thought they might be interested in an extreme "casemod" of a Nissan Sentra, turning it into a lean, mean race machine! Emphasis on the lean part..."
Hey, I actually got it! Wow! I have no life!!!!! Plus, I just recently got enough Karma for a bonus point! Woohoo! (Posted anonymously because I don't want to lose my precious karma. As I pointed out before, I have no life.)
Fuck Nissan automobiles. Fuck Nissan cars. Fuck Nissan automobiles. Fuck Nissan cars. Corporate pirates stole. They are undeserving of positive attention. A case mod for them should involve temperatures in excess of molten lava. Fucks.
Since Apr 1? What are you talking about? There has been two duped stories that I can think of since then. Don't give the Slashdot Ed's so much credit.. they're not THAT smart.
So, I'm pretty pissed about having to go to a circus. But my girlfriend Jeanna and her friend Rebecca have been talking about it for weeks. Plus I've been dragging Jeanna out to ball games and I know she can't stand it. I figured... alright I'll go.
My memories of circuses are the same as everyone remembers... animals, clowns, balloons, blah blah, blah. We arrived at the circus in the early evening and toured all of the outside attractions before stepping under the big top. I have to say this particular circus seemed extremely well organized. This being a late Friday night event... the organizers had been advertising it as an over 21 event and even got a hot local band to provide entertainment to try and attract a younger hipper crowd. They did a good job at that. It looked as though the majority of people were of the club hopping age.
As we sauntered through the various isles I lingered behind Jeanna and Rebecca with Becky's boyfriend Charles- or `Chuck' as I called him. He hated that.
"So Chuck... how you like the circus so far?" I asked, not really caring what his answer would be.
"Well I must contend that the organizers have done an excellent job at putting this event together." He answered in his typical clenched jaw fashion as he studied the attractions around us.
"Yeah... I have to agree with you there." I answered as I watched Jeanna and Becky gawking at a poster in front of a tent.
"Hey Guys!' Becky shouted. "C'mere and check this out!"
Charles and I walked over. The poster was an advertisement for the circus' freak show. And, upon further studying I could see why Jeanna and Becky were so interested. Next to that poster was a poster advertising `Golden Rod: The Strongest Man in the World'. He looked to be a handsome muscular man with a mane of gold.
Becky was giggling and pointing at the size of the guy's package as I stepped up to them and said, "Yeah I see why they call him Golden Rod... hehheh."
Jeanna glared back at me, "You know it's always about sex with you!"
Geezuz! She is such a stiff sometimes. She walked down the isle and towards the freak show's entrance to purchase tickets. Becky took Charles by the arm and followed. As they walked away Becky turned and flashed me a wink and a smile. Geezuz! What is she doing with that stiff Charles? You know, Becky's relationship with Chuck is all about his cash flow. The guy showers her with gifts and money. But hell as long as he's getting a piece of Becky ass more power to him. Damn she's fine. Jeanna's close as far as looks- but not near as sexual. I mean I haven't had actual intercourse with Jeanna yet. She's `saving herself'. For What!?!?
Anyway... I slowly followed the group towards the freak show's entrance. I check out the other posters on the way over. There was the `Tallest Man In The World' who coincidentally had the biggest feet in the world. There was `The All New Donkey Boy' half human and half donkey. Finally... I came to a poster I could relate to. `Giganta the Amazon'- she looked to be about six and a half feet tall and amazingly- very attractive. I mean she was beautiful. There was something kind of hard about her features and she was kind of muscular but she had to have at least 48DD's going. What a Rack! I mean maybe they were EE's or GG's. And I am definitely a breast man.
After seeing that, I skipped past the rest of the posters and up to the front of the line. Jeanna handed me my ticket, "So I see you changed your mine?"
"Yeah maybe it looks like fun." I said nonchalantly.
We all stepped through a dark velvet curtain and took our places on a row of bleachers with the rest of the crowd. This tent was actually fairly small and the bleachers looked to seat about 50 people. Over the next few minutes it was filled to capacity. The lights dimmed and a voice came over the loud speaker announcing that the show would start in 10 minutes.
Jeanna looked over to me, "Reggie, go get us some sodas and popcorn before the show starts."
MOD PARENT UP!!
pat o.