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Tax Tips For Small Folks?
An anonymous "The tax deadline is fast approaching (here in the USofA). Like some of you, I have a small business on the side. Since I haven't figured out the 'step 2' yet (the one before 'step 3: profit!!!'), my revenues were zero for all of last year, and the expenses were just about zero too. What is the quickest and least painful way for a person in my situation to do his taxes? I don't want to spend 100s of dollars going to a paid professional, just to have him put all zeroes in the form. If you have done your taxes and are a small business (C-corp, don't ask why...), do you have any tips?" This is also your chance to offer all the heretofore unsolicited tax advice you've been bottling up all year.
Go fuck yourself retard! Also dont run lunix.
Every year about this time I pull up this list of sites. Between the lot of them I tend to get my taxes done on my own...and you should see the return that I get! :-)
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For tons kids around the world it might go something like this:
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Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Jesus Christ?
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He's a mean 'ol bitch and He has stupid hair
He's a big big big big big big bitch
(Other children: Gasp)
Big big big big big big big bitch, He's a stupid bitch
Jesus Christ's a bitch and He's just a dirty bitch
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"The small folks will drown in their own blood on the walls of Baghdad...as usual. We will be killing all of the infidal small folks and their so very, very small taxes very soon, and I can take you to them in, oh...say....twenty minutes, God willing, Allah be blessed." ~ M.S.S.
Free tonight?
i never really understood the logic behind that. "Hey! You can't sell that! ... however, we will take a percentage of whatever money you did make selling it." That is the last straw. I'm gonna go revive David Thoerough, and we are gonna get together with a bunch of people and (dun, dun!) NOT pay our taxes. OH, YES What a sinister and insidious plan, BRUHAHA!
Personally, I don't get taxes. I sure as hell never agreed to be under the rule of the Gov't. (so what, you were born here, you have to pay the taxes). So f*ing what. Nothing gives them the right to take my money to spend on things that I disagree with and then rape me by passing legislation that makes it illegal for me to do anything.
Maybe taxes make me cranky, or maybe I have some valid points.
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Tax Tips For Small Folks?
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