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The 69/8 Networking Problem
jaredmauch writes "A number of networking providers who receive address space from ARIN have been having problems with their recent IP space allocations. This is a result of outdated filters that applied a few years ago during the boom time of the net, but have not been updated to reflect the current state of the network. Here is a paper that documents some of the problems this filtering is causing providers."
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kunt
you nut cracker.
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A: 10 minutes into this call, what is the problem? IS there a problem??? 8^P
B: the problem is obviously w/you. I mean, that's obvious. i could explain it to you, but it's too obvious.
A: oh, of course, I should have seen that.
B: Exactly.
A: no prob, I'll transfer the call over to you, hang on...
B: Coward!
A: no, realistic.
B: Take away your bowling shoes, and what kinda helpdesk guy are you?
A: 11 minutes and counting, I have NO idea what the problem is????
B: Try thinking of it as a "bowling" problem. He's having problems "bowling" at a particular "lane". Why is that?
A: oh thats easy, he has no ball!
B: Good! And the "ball" in this case is...C'mon, it's easy
B: An "internet connection"
B: I've done a remote reverse caller-ID on the UDP checksums, and you're not talking to one of our customers
A: hes on adsl, i "think" he might be having trouble getting to a web site, but not too sure about that...
B: No no no, you're not listening. Integreal MD5sum shows that he's not connected to the Internet
A: i knew it, hes an aol customer being foisted on me!
B: I shouldn't have to tell you how to do a backward ICMP telnet to his firewall
A: well, reimplement his tcp/ip checksum protocol damnit Scotty!
B: You know, hanging up on the customer *is* cheating.
A: ha ha ha, i hadn't thought of that.. hmm.....
B: I had this problem once before. Ask him if he's running apache.
B: Just trust me on this
B: And tell him to flush his caching queue if he is
A: ok, hang on.
A: turns out he's using a palm pilot!
B: Tell him from me it's absolutely *essential* he use a bit-free serial cable for surfing.
B: If he has any bits left in the serial cable, they'll end up XORing incoming bits, which of course results in firewall problems.
B: Give it a good shake into a bit bucket, should be good
A: 18 minutes, *NOW* he mentions his computer started up in safe mode??????
A: what the hell is going on, if i didn't know better, i'd think this was joke call????
B: Has he lowered his cone of silence? If he has, tell him to try raising it.
B: That also causes firewall problems.
B: In fact, I'm detecting big firewall problems at this end.
B: Has he crossed the streams? I had that happen to a customer once
B: Big mess
B: Had to totally take down the proton packs
B: Nothing like an unlicensed proton accellerator to wreak havoc w/your firewall
A: customer's name is Beelzebub, does that mean anything??
B: Check billing, I think he's a Chicago customer
B: Have you told him to shut down his Internet?
B: Ask him if his O'Reilly Safari sub. has come due
B: Or if he's maybe shut down his memory
B: Did you try reformatting his CPU?
A: his memory? don't get me started!
B: Memory issues? That's MAJOR firewall problems right thjere
A: not yet, I was starting with the power supply.
B: Oh man, I had a firewall once that jumped up and bit the customer
B: Right between the eyes
B: Took me an hour to calm her down
A: this guy has no memory. oh, you meant the computer!
B: BAM
B: just like that
B: Tell him to try shutting down his website
B: I heard "error message"
B: Was it about the firewall?
B: I bet it was
B: There it is again! "Error message"!
B: Totall the firewall
B: Start like this: "Sir, I have analyzed your firewall"
B: "and it is currently set to filter outgoing ICMP checksums"
B: "This is obviously in contradiction of many, many RFCs"
B: "and if we're going to avoid a fine, you'r
While slightly off-topic, I'd like to call attention to my prom pictures located at this website.
They include some nice 69ing.
you should just go back to crossdressing, you'll never make it as a man. sorry. insightful comment though. Licking toilet bowls is quite original. fuck you. die. before you do, lick my nuts.
this has nothing to do with the article or what he said you clueless dumbfuck.
RTFA before you open your AC mouth.
at your next bukkake session please guzzle the glass of cum.
Oh wait!!!! Considering how long ago this actually happened and no one has modded this FACT up, I should have probably tossed in a gratuitous *hot grits down my pants* comment to reflect the times that this actually happened. My bad.
go ahead. make my day.
For 69.69.69.0/24????
Thats the C I want!
filthy kike
Maybe this needs a Jennifer Love Hewitt reference to get noticed. Oh wait, how circa 2001. So hard to please a slashdot mod these days. I guess you can't have a legit comment noticed anymore unless you're ""registered". In the infinte wisdom of "the powers that be" this will be the one comment that gets modded upbeing that it has turned into a bloddy rant. NOC operators rejoice, there are chromosome deficient mongoloids who know not how to operate their NOCs and unblock le
git netblocks. "Yes, Internet bad... I just want 127.0.01 permitted. I can just send that right?"
Hey, I'm down with the karma-sutra and position 69 It's just my upstream provider that doesn't want to let me touch those lucious 69/8's.
kinda like those conservative priests that tell you to do it missionary style -- as if missionaries were brothels or somthing, and have thier own style for sex.
The 69/8 Networking Problem
[ The Internet ] Posted by timothy on Monday April 14, @09:26PM
from the modular-arithmetic dept.
jaredmauch writes "A number of networking providers who receive address space from ARIN have been having problems with their recent IP space allocations. This is a result of outdated filters that applied a few years ago during the boom time of the net, but have not been updated to reflect the current state of the network. Here is a paper that documents some of the problems this filtering is causing providers."
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My real name is John Klein and I am a 4th year computer science major at the University of Regina. I am the representative for the faculty of science at the University of Regina. My email address is kleinjoh@uregina.ca yes please email me at kleinjoh@uregina.ca because I want to enlarge my penis so that men may be impressed by it. I am from Queen City it is because I am a gay
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Oh man, is he gonna be pissed at you...
BTW drdink, how's life, you FAGGOT?