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Easter Humor
sohp writes "The longest running Internet cartoon of all, Dave Farley's Dr. Fun, has this laugher on some tasty case mods for the Easter season." cojoco sends in a webpage covering the secret dangers of bunnies, and we here at Slashdot would like to make a public service announcement that humans have a responsibility to care for their pets even if they chew through computer cords. linuxwrangler writes "It's Easter and the 50th anniversary of the Marshmallow Peep. The fine folks at Peep Research have found them to cooperative test subjects. People with too much time on their hands (tm) have braved copyright complaints to create "Lord of the Peeps, FOTP" and we can't forget NASA's brave peep-o-nauts. Happy easter."
Anya's greatest fear in the world is bunnies, and she constantly reminds us.
I also found this funny easter joke.
Brett Glass
This is NOT offtopic... it is SO on-topic.
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Lord I Lift Your Name On High
You Came From Heaven To Earth,
To Show The Way.
From The Earth To The Cross,
My Debt To Pay.
From The Cross To The Grave,
From The Grave To The Sky,
Lord I Lift Your Name On High.
chorus:
Darwin Shows Us How To Forget,
That Jesus Died On The Cross.
Yeah, He Showed Evil As An Evolutionary Procss,
9/11 just a learning curve.
Yeah, Science Has The Answer,
Science Will Prove The Church Wrong.
But Evolution *can* be disproved by science,
You Know It Really Can - Entropy canNOT decrease in a closed situation.
Evolution Is A Lie,
Evolution Is A Fraud,
And anyone who says otherwise is in denial.
"For God So Loved The World That He Gave His One And Only Son, That Whoever Believes In Him Shall Not Perish But Have Eternal Life."
John 3.16
Copyright 2003 NPCC, relased under OpenContent license.
Can Slashdot post something that is actually funny instead of being gay?
... like the body or the subject!)
Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood...
One of the hats I wear is volunteer for the House Apple User Society [rabbit.org] (Michigan chapter). We get hundreds of calls every year from people who get a Macintosh for whatever reason -- gift from girl/boyfriend, Easter gift, parents bought to teach kids "responsibility," or like this case, someone who took a stray into his home instead of calling his local Linux User Group.
Probably 95% of these calls are dump calls. People get sick of an overrated Macintosh and want to "get rid of" it -- and yes, those are the exact words they use, almost every time, "get rid of."
Most of those are just people who don't know how to take care of the damn thing. For cripe's sakes, people, when you get a computer, go buy a book and read it. Macintoshes are not real computers. For starters, they suck. And maybe I'm just in a bad mood but how much of a genius do you have to be to turn a sucking compuer loose in your home without protecting your precious self respect? This is not rocket science.
How much of a genius, to not realize that an overpriced, underpowered piece of shit that chews through your precious data will very possibly kill itself?
And how much of a humanitarian, to blame CmdrTaco for your own fuckup, and dump it on Ebay?
(If you have a Mac, by the way, we recommend "Running Linux" published by O'Reilly because it's simply the best guide out there.)
My friend Clark Griswold had a cat chew thru his Christmas lights one year. Man what a disaster! Poor cat.
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Bite Me Fanboy!!
i love it when easter falls on 4/20!
Says Chinese, that specialize in clubbing and cooking kittens in a skillet. I saw pictures, even of Dactsun and German Shepheard puppies being clubbed and cooked. It's sad, I don't think doing that to domestic animals is a Good Thing(TM).
But of'course, this from a country that aborts 95% of all its baby boys and throws the fetus directly into a dumpster.
aborts 95% of all its baby boys and throws the fetus directly into a dumpster
why not club them and make a stew?
i'm just sayin' is all
what?