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Designing and Making Custom Wedding Bands?
dystrophy asks: "I'm planning on getting married shortly after I graduate in December. Because I'm a student who doesn't work much, I don't have tons of money to spend on an engagement ring/wedding band. After discussing this situation with friends and family, I discovered that poverty is the great equalizer. My parents designed their own wedding bands and had them cast for relatively little money because they inherited diamonds and gold from their family. Because of finances, they decided to forgo the engagement ring and spend what they had on wedding bands. I have some decent quality diamonds and gold from my family. I haven't talked to my "wife to be" about the engagement ring yet (touchy topic), but she might be willing to go with a simple engagement ring, or just put the money toward a wedding band. I have just started doing research on the topic of designing rings. I have talked to several jewelry designers in the Bay Area, but they don't want to deal with me. They want to sell me their diamonds and gold (I've heard various and interesting excuses from each). How should I go about this? Where should I go? When it comes down to the design, should I just work with my wife-to-be to create sketches to give a designer, or is something more needed? Any really cool ideas and designs for wedding bands?"
What a fat poor sexless loser; Tsarkon reports.
I am so glad I am not your "fiancée" What an unlucky cunt that rat bitch is. I say rat bitch because she is willing to put up with your poor, unwashed fat sexless live at parents home fucking ass. What a pathetic fucking ass. Consulting fucking Slashdot for marriage semantics? What is your major malfunction, fuckstick?
I mean, this is an all time low. What the fucking fuck is your problem, you greasy little troglodyte mediocritomaton? What the fuck?
Well, I have to assume you are gay, which is fine, I guess, but the ring you should be getting for your lover doesn't go on his finger, it should go on his cock.
You know what's funny is I have made my own rings. My favorite is a Platinum Iridium alloy. Precious metals are precious for a reason, retard. Nothing is a substitute for the real deal, it just looks like shit.
You know what even funnier still, is you think not getting a good ring is "being different?" You fucking moron. Marriage is a farce. I have been married for years. I don't need a justice of the peace or a ring or some bullshit "representative" of God to tell me that. You want to marry to trap your woman - you have no balls so you have to trap her with this primitive animalistic construct known as marriage.
So this all being said, why do you give it to you "girlfriend" before she gets bored watching your poor ass scurry around looking for a lame trinket borne from a lame societal construct as you conform like the fucking BITCH you are.