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Spammers Sue Anti-Spam Groups

SuperBanana writes "The Register reports in a story today that spammers have banded together under the name EmarketersAmerica.org to sue various anti-spam groups- days before a large conference on spam hosted by the FTC(which will be attended by many spammers). Anti-spam groups think the timing is not by coincidence, but believe the move may backfire because they will be able to countersue and get access to spammer's internal documents. By the way, if you're wondering who these guys are, check out Spamhaus's directory of top spammers."

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  1. No sir, I didn't like it. by inertia187 · · Score: 0, Funny

    "If these 180 were somehow spirited off internet - we'd be left with the Nigerians, and companies spamming by mistake. The spam problem would simply disappear," he said.

    Wait a second. I hate spam as much as the next guy, but that kind of statement makes me cringe. What exactly is meant by "spirited off the internet?"

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    1. Re:No sir, I didn't like it. by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You obviously hate spam not quite as much as the next guy.

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    2. Re:No sir, I didn't like it. by geko29 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I fully advocate spammer-lynching.

      Maybe it could be a PPV sport? I sure as hell would pay $19.95 to support it. Wouldn't that be ironic, their own demise being sold wholesale at the magic price :)

  2. Re:Spammers Sue Anti-Spam Groups by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn, and I thought these guys were dirty bastards before!

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  3. Jerks by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why must they soil the good name of America by appending it to their dubious business?

    eMarketersAmerica, more like eMarketersNigeria

    1. Re:Jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      good name of America

      Hey, look, there IS still one guy who thinks the US is held in any regard worldwide. Damn, now I owe my buddy a beer.

  4. Contact? by Lugor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quick, anyone have any contact info for these people? I have penis enlargements to sell them!

  5. What will be next? by HughJampton · · Score: 5, Funny

    KaZaA users suing the RIAA?
    Drug users suing dealers?
    Smokers suing tobacco compani.... Oh.

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  6. Hah by superdan2k · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone want to take bets as to when the DoS attacks begin? Secondary action: how long after the DoS ends does the site end up being 0wnz0r3d?

    Of course, for once, we'll see the Slashdot Effect put to good use. :-)

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    1. Re:Hah by SharkJumper · · Score: 5, Funny

      The slashdot effect wouldn't even be a blip.

      Maybe not now, but just wait until this story is posted three more times.

  7. hmm... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny

    a large conference on spam hosted by the FTC(which will be attended by many spammers)
    Can we bomb them, Oh please can we bomb them ?

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  8. Important Tip by yndrd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do NOT register for the mailing list at www.emarketersamerica.org.

    1. Re:Important Tip by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is this modded Funny instead of Informative or Insightful?

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  9. Re:They've banded together???? by hendridm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny how they keep their address hidden in a Whois lookup. Perhaps they don't want to receive spam either...

  10. judicial spam by sparedevil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Keeping courts busy with unnecessary and pointless lawsuits, thus blocking "real" and important cases and wasting resources is its own form of spam: judicial spam!

  11. paradoxical question by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what happens if you send an email to abuse@emarketersamerica.org ?

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    1. Re:paradoxical question by skt · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure, but I know which email address I will be using from now on when I register for "free" software downloads.

  12. Recidivist Spammers by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If these 180 were somehow spirited off internet - we'd be left with the Nigerians, and companies spamming by mistake. The spam problem would simply disappear," he said.

    So... who's got 1,800 feet of rope and an orchard to spare?

    1. Re:Recidivist Spammers by Dethpickle · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are you going to do to the other 179 spammers?

    2. Re:Recidivist Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      I presently live in the Brazilian Highlands.

      The type of materiel and labour you mentioned is available locally, in considerable quantity and expertise. And is easily outsourced.

      And we would do our best throw in our own spammers, as a goodwill bonus.

      Just email caligula@bootsies.div.emp :)

  13. Physical Spam by ee_moss · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can anyone find out where these guys live? Maybe we can help them out by signing them all up for a couple truck loads of mail like that sap Alan Ralsky..

  14. spammer conference? by smoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    which will be attended by many spammers
    Now where's some of that Iraqi nerve agent when we need it?

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  15. Spam Me Please!!! by Beatbyte · · Score: 2, Funny

    My name is: Alan Ralsky

    Address:

    5016 Patrick Rd
    West Bloomfield, MI 48322-1543

    I REALLY NEED A PENIS ENLARGEMENT!!! PLEASE!!! I'll EVEN GIVE YOU MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER!!!!!

  16. Re:This is what should happen to all spammers.... by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 3, Funny
    "A fan in Massachusetts, upset at Fox's decision to replace auto racing with Red Sox baseball, faces the

    Damn Yankees fans, I swear ...

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  17. Maybe we could by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    make decks of playing cards with pictures of these guys and then do various things that I will not specify here for legal reasons to them after we find them. :)

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  18. The irony is just sickening by kiwimate · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you click on the link provided, you get the following message:

    Dear Customer,

    Please key in the password you see displayed to the right in order to obtain the information you requested from our WHOIS database.

    In order to protect the privacy of our customers, Go Daddy Software has implemented a process that prevents unscrupulous spammers from running scripts that acquire email addresses from our WHOIS service (which in accordance with ICANN policy must be made available to the public). The password you see is provided in graphic format and cannot be read by a script. Only humans can read it. By taking a moment to key in the password you are doing your part to eliminate SPAM.

  19. In Soviet Russia... by LePrince · · Score: 4, Funny
    Spammers sue YOU !

    Oh wait, that's the case here too... Nevermind.

  20. Re:Theyve banded together???? by droid_rage · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, I don't think a giant penis has ever requested my credit card number.

  21. mefels@aol.com by GQuon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, we should protect his privacy, and not post his email then. Please don't post this link anywhere.
    mefels@aol.com

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  22. Re:Theyve banded together???? by Exedore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does Jeff Bezos count?

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  23. Blacklisting must be working... by infernalC · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the filing:

    "Should the Defendants, be allowed to continue their assault upon the Plaintiff and the Plaintiff's industry, the Plaintiff's industry will cease to exist."

    Yay. Now there's an incentive for a judge to issue an injunction if I ever heard one: the preservation of spam.

  24. Re:Want someone to complain to? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Funny

    >I think we have a new address for every free cd offer, junk ad, and telemarketer list in the world.

    Or free samples of "White Powder." If you no longer want to recieve more White Powder please fill out this form and mail it back to us and we will promptly sell all your information to every marketer we can find. Thanks.