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Highlights From Embedded Systems Conference

Tetravus writes "The Embedded Systems Conference at Moscone Center in San Francisco is winding down. The finalists for this year's Best of Show include a Trek Style communicator that uses 802.11b, a home healthcare robot, and some crazy giant household remote."

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  1. Hate that word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have heard the word "Embedded" a little to much this year. Time to give these devices a new name.

  2. Now available through this SPECIAL TV Offer by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

    "when home healthcare robots attack" On VHS or DVD....

    1. Re:Now available through this SPECIAL TV Offer by HomieJ · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Home Healtcare Robots Gone Wild"

  3. The Effect by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny

    They better hope that their web server won some kind of a "best in show", because here we come!!

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  5. Microsoft stole my idea... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    This feels really creepy... Years ago I was thinking about interfacing my parents' exercise bike with my computer (the bike has a serial port and sends out lots of data when you're pedaling). I figured you could have all sorts of motivational games and rendered landscapes to motivate your exercise... Now Microsoft has gone and done it.

    So I guess my dilemma is if I should applaud it or just conclude that it can't be safe to have an exercise bike running Winows XP ;)

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  6. Windows XP on my bike by stanmann · · Score: 0, Funny

    Great, now I can get a blue-screen while I exercise. And of course, no mention of the included games, so I'll be trying to play solitare and minesweeper while pedalling with all my might

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  7. Finally, I can go home by confused+philosopher · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Trek Style communicator that uses 802.11b"

    Beam me up Scotty. What! You aren't Scotty? Why the hell are you on my network!

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    1. Re:Finally, I can go home by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      More like:

      "Beam me up Scotty"

      "I kinna do it cap'en. You be only 4 yards away you lazy yank!"

      Either that or Kirk's down on some planet pointing his pringles can around aimlessly hoping to find the enterprise.

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  8. iPronto remote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, that Philips iPronto remote sure is big with lots of buttons and stuff for controling everything in my house!

    But does it have a function to mute my wife?

  9. Kirk to enterprise by phorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Beam me down an end-tag... we've got too much bold here

    Seriously though, I wonder how much it would take to trim this thing down... make it look a little more communicator-like.

    Next year I'm going to watch out for the replicator or transporter beam. Personally, if they ever make something like that (and they probably wil one day) - I'd be very wary of being transported around, but it'd be fun to transport other things.
    I wonder if you could be so specific as to transport things off of people, would make a very fun test at the ladies gym.

  10. wakamaru == Dalek by docbrown42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does anyone else thing that the wakamaru looks a bit like a Dalek?

    Someday, some hacker is going to reprogram these robots to run around screaming "Ex-Ter-Min-Ate" like a demented Hitler (until they fall down the stairs, at least).

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