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1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV

Posted by michael on from the red-handed dept.

Pharmboy writes "The Register reports a 19 year old will plead guilty to the 1996 Economic Espionage Act for giving away DirectTV secrets, even though they admit he did not pirate the service or profit from the theft." See our original story on this case.

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  1. Captain Douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Oh look, King of all Faggots has posted again. Holy christ, you're a pile of shit. In the future, I'd like you to be a bit more intelligent with your comments. The first step towards accomplishing that is to remove that big black cock from your throat. Then read the fucking article and try to understand it. When you fail to comprehend even the title of the article, forget about posting. You have nothing to offer the world and I would appreciate it if you stayed in your parent's basement, playing Starcraft, and being a fat fuck, okay douchebag? Oh, by the way - being a Christian faggot means that you are going to Hell. Jesus hates queers. But you were really destined to do poorly in life. Jesus hates whores too and that's exactly what your mother is - a big ol' whore with fat, floppy, draggin-on-the-ground, donkey tits. By the way, eating her pussy could give you a stomach disorder so you should stop that. (Ignoring the fact that incest is fucking disgusting. You're from the South so I let it slide.)

    I was riding down Central Ave. yesterday with Vanilla Ice. He turned to me and said, "Yo, those faggots on Slashdot need a solid smackdown. Someone should tell them they are dickless losers." I kicked Vanilla out of my ride but his words echo some great truth. You and your fellow Slashdot-drones are dickless losers.

    Linux is for queers that eat shit that I deposit in public phone booths. Here's the thing. Many years ago, before the influx of FAGGOT LINUX LOSERS (FFL's) into my country from former Soviet-satellites, I would defecate into plastic baggies. I would then go walk the fair streets of my city and empty the bags in public telephone booths. It was a funny little prank I enjoyed playing on hippies who tried to make phone calls to their hippie friends in order to score weed and gather for a frisbee tournament. But then, one day recently, I saw a FLL eat some of the shit I had left in a phone booth. This was outrageous and disgusting. I stopped using my own fecal matter and instead replaced it with the only thing a Communist really hates: the gathered sweat of hard toil. Commie fucks (i.e. FLL's) hate that shit because they hate work and thus the result of work is equally horrendous to them.

    I will continue to take dumps on you every time you post, jackdick.

    1. Re:Captain Douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
      Yeah, I know. Man, what a fucking typo...you believe that shit? I'm posting like a goddamned Mexican today. Although...

      I heard your mother used the photograph of my balls that she has to commission a painting done and now it hangs in the dining room. That must be a little problematic for you - having to look at my balls, knowing that your mother loves them with all her heart - but still feeling that lust in the pit of your stomach. That makes you quite gay but God has a batch of AIDS mixed up special for you.

      Being a fucktard, you probably don't understand where I am coming from but then again, I don't consider eating shit from public phone booths a valuable use of my time. I will attempt to explain this to you. The majority of casual gamers (i.e. people who have a chance at touching a vagina at some point in their lives) don't care about an operating systems debate. They would like nothing more than to sit down in front of their television, press the goddamned power-button, and spend an hour or so playing a fucking game. Because these people represent the majority, a list of games composed of only games is quite significant. You are a fucking chimp and I will be dedicating the next pile of shit I drop in or around the toilet to your mother for producing such an awful human being. You are pathetic in the worst sense of the word. Perhaps you do have some knowledge of the computing machines that are all the rage these days ("The Internet" is a fad, you fag - I'm a clever writer) but your limited scope of understanding how these machines play in the minds of the masses proves that you really aren't intelligent. You can take in knowledge (enough of it to be knowledgeable because, frankly, you've got time on your hands now that your wife left you for a picture of my balls) but you can't think and deduce thoughts on your own. This means you're a fucking idiot. My dog is smarter than you and he eats his own shit. Oh...wait, you like Linux - you eat your own shit too.

      Patrick from the Screen Savers [thescreensavers.com] claims to have had sex with you. Worse than that, he said he was the pitcher. Even in bed with bitches, you are the ultimate bitch.

      (If any of you fags with mod points think this is either off-topic or flame-bait, then you are ball-sucking fags and you can suck Richard M. Nixon's bloated ball/penis. In other news, I banged your mom.

  2. Frostie Piss! by gpinzone · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    in Soviet Russia,... oh fuck it.

  3. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    FP

  4. 1996 Economic Espionage Act by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Damn that Bush!

    He and his corporate buddies won't be happy until we are all in Gitmo!! And make us pay every cent we got for the privlege!!!

    Uh oh. It's Ashcroft knocking on my door!!!!