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The Science of The Moist Towelette

Posted by michael on from the there's-always-someone dept.

BoomZilla writes "Just when you thought that things couldn't get any stranger, may I present for you delectation the enchantment of the Modern Moist Towelette Collection. Pictures, interactive demos (I kid you not) and the ever-popular MMTC theme song are presented in their resplendent glory. I was particularly excited to learn that Edvard Munch's The Scream was not, in fact, a representation of stress, but rather a depiction of a gentleman who has soiled his hands and is using an early form of moist towelette to clean himself. Decide for yourself."

17 of 116 comments (clear)

  1. Two fp in one day? by mao+che+minh · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    20 seconds!!! God be with you!!!!

    1. Re:Two fp in one day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      ni hao,

      congrat''''s to the pirst fost.

  2. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  3. First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First!

  4. First Post on my own article - whoooo! by bangzilla · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How's that for timing!

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    Rich people are eccentric. Poor people are strange. Me, I'd be happy with odd.
    1. Re:First Post on my own article - whoooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      you shall burn in hell.

      this is so un-troll. bah!

    2. Re:First Post on my own article - whoooo! by bangzilla · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Too late! And the burgers are nearly done :-) Remember: When hell freezes over it'll be a pretty neat place the snowboard.

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      Rich people are eccentric. Poor people are strange. Me, I'd be happy with odd.
  5. p!rst f0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ....oh well. maybe not.

    My toilet is moist as well.

    1. Re:p!rst f0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      this was on topic you moron moderator. read the article. smoking the cheap 3$ crack, eh?

    2. Re:p!rst f0st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      YOU FAIL IT! But at least you aknowledge it.

  6. I hate to be the bearer of bad news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ....but YOU FAIL IT.

  7. Check out the Counter by Michael's+a+Jerk! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's up to 69663 at the moment - lucky it's AOL we're slashdotting :-)

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    I'm not Seth.

  8. main article collection missing KFC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I'm glad you posted these other links because I was shocked when I couldn't find the most ubiquitous wet-nap (at least in my kitchen), from KFC, in the parent article's collection.


    On a related note, TRIPOD SUCKS!

  9. Ok, not everyone is gonna get this towel joke, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do you want to get high?

  10. HI slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The cigar turned green and it fell on me, my rabbits water bottle is filled about 1/3 of the way. MY MONITOR SAYS HI, AND HI MOM!

    el1t3 h4x1ng cr3w h4s 5t|2uck 4g41n

  11. Say what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    W

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    F

    ?

  12. Re:No news... by fishbot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Go to b3ta so everyone can have their very own 30 seconds of fame. :)