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Mini-Box M-100
Craig Mctavern submits this link to a blurb about the Mini-Box M-100 small form-factor computer. Looks tailor-made for a home audio/visual system.
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MICHAEL is a TERRORIST.
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Two penis bird guys go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two penis bird guys go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back / Back again / Sllort is back / Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back..
[oooooo]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to read Michael no more
They want Sllort, cause Katz is a whore *duh*
Well if you want Sllort, this is what it'll get ya
A little bit of Troll mixed up with some professa
Don't mod this up they're just trying to test ya
It'll get you banned forever by the mastah
on the plantation, but I'm not co-operating
Been banned since 2000 for writing and creating (hey!)
You read it this far, now stop moderating
Cause I'm back, I'm on the keys and I'm operating
I know that you got a job Ms. Malda
but your husband's porn problem's complicating
So McCarthy won't let me be / he IP bans me, so let me see
They try to shut me down but I proxy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
So, clickety click, type where you sit
Fuck that, karma whorin dips, nobody gives a shit
Now get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
Just got a new list of proxies, FUCK YOU JAMIE!
[Chorus:]
Now this looks like a job for me / DOWN WITH CAPS LIKE JUNIS KANUNI
Cause we need a little, controversy / Cause it feels so empty to agree
I said this looks like a job for me / So everybody, try honesty
Cause we need a little, controversy / Cause it feels so empty to agree
Little Readers, posting defacement.
Embarrassed their parents still rent them their basement.
They get banned just like prisoners helpless
'til someone posts truth in a journal and yells BULLSHIT!
A visionary, is my vision scary?
Could it start revolution, pollutin the stories?
A rebel, so just let me revel and gloat
in the fact that VA's stock price is looking like GOAT *zero!*
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
First posts are so fuckin expensive; but Katz is free?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
*bzzt* Fix your damn DSL turn it on and then I'm gonna
enter in, in the front of your skin like a virus
Maybe I'm unkillable, dead like Osirus
Ya I'm infecting, best thing since commenting
Intriuging the reader's minds and nesting
*bzzt* Testing, attention please
You feel the rage when Michael mentions me?
Here's my journal, you can read it free
A nuisance? a prophet? Ya, sounds like me.
[Chorus]
A diskette, a task set, post this cid on that sid,
Ask Slashdot: Are You Sofa King We Todd Did?
Jonathon Katz, smokin crack mixed with grass
If I ever meet you I will KICK YOUR ASS
And Taco? You can get blown by Timothy
You eleven year old molesting fag, join the clergy
You don't know me, you're too dumb, let go
It's over, nobody listens to your show
Now let's go, suicide for Signal
I'll be there cheering
This is for a robot vision system, so we need both the MIPS and the ruggedness. Right now, we have some Shuttle boxes, but they're a bit big and not ruggedized enough. The PC/104 and mini-ITX people are mostly stuck below 1GHz; the fastest PC/104 machines out are 1.3GHz mobile Celerons. (I went to the Embedded Systems show yesterday to check this out. Disappointing.)