The Unix-Haters Handbook Online

kinema writes "It looks like The UNIX-Hater's Handbook has been made availible online for free. You'll never guess who's server it is on." Worth noting that the book was written some time ago, and that much of what is in there is ancient history. But still worth a look.

Comments

Re:Little test...

[Anonymous Coward]

...just promise to return the Karma obtained by your little test... if any moderators are fooled :)

Well, we all know it's a dupe

[Judg3]

So instead of talking shit about it, how about you all go read a story that I submitted to Slashdot about 4 times, but of course, got rejected.

Opera is Spyware?! - Check it out, made me think. But apparently /. really, really hates Unix, seeing as they posted a dupe to this story so soon. ;)

Re:Little test...

[Anonymous Coward]

LOL, I cant believe you actually got modded up!

./ SARS: Sad And Redundant Story

[djupedal]

Commander Dope, I mean Dupe...strikes again. I'd say something how this is eventually going to make the ./ crowd look bad, but it's too late for that.

Isn't story dupe'ing the first sign of SARS? Sad And Redundant Storys!!!

Re:Little test...

[Angry White Guy]

Don't feel bad. Every time I troll I get a +5 insightful or funny. Every time I say something that I think is relevant, I get nailed as overrated. I thought I was going to burn on this one [+4], but because I pointed this out, I'm gonna be bitchslapped!

This is a

[Loosewire]

Joop

Re:Dupe!

[Anonymous Coward]

I do it wrong

Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....

WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!

Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]

"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"

"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"

I DO IT WRONG!!!!

I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.

"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.

She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"

"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"

"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"

He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...

I DO IT WRONG!!

All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!

The Slashdupe-Haters Handbook on Line

[Anonymous Coward]

here . No Slashdoting, please.

DUPE HATER'S HOTLINE

[Anonymous Coward]

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Enlightening

[Anonymous Coward]

This is an amazing and enlightening article

   Come on, admit it you losers have been fightin a losin battle with Microsoft

   Unix is getting old and useless and with the advent of opencrap things have taken a nosedive.

   If you support our BRAVE MEN, and support America, you should NEVER use any kind of unix

   unix had deteriorated into an unAmerican piece of shit.

   By supporting Microsoft, you support America. If you dont want to. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

   The ONLY reason those foreign crapprogramers are writing crap is to decrease the power we have over other countries thru Microsofts dominance. It is a matter of national security that you denounce unix which is a natural path to scumbag operatin systems like linux

   "Thank you Mr Bush," said the iraqi people when our BRAVE MEN LIBERATED iraq from the opressive regime of saddam and his THUGS

Heil Bush

   Our GREAT President will win the next election and show you liberal SCUMBAGS that we are the majority.

Me == troll :(

[Anonymous Coward]

Mostly when I joke, I get a troll rating.

The world is unfair... Bwaaaaaa...

THANKS A LOT

[Anonymous Coward]

I could read the book just fine while this story was on K5. Now you've gone and ruined it for us.

YUO IDIOTAS!

Re:Dupe!

[Etyenne]

It's not about dupe being annoying, it's about the message they send : editors don't read their website. Scanning the headline take me about 10 minutes a day. If editors (paid to run this site, I remind you) can't be bother to take 10 fscking minute of their work time to read the site they are paid to run, they might as well quite and get a job they care about.

Dupe within a few days don't really annoy me. But this dupe had two post within a few hour. Ouch !

Re:seriously

[Anonymous Coward]

And this is coming from a person who goes by the handle of "the_machine (168692)?"