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Star Wars Asciimation Revisited

Treebeard the Ent writes "A few years ago, Slashdot did a story about a guy Who was creating a full motion Ascii version of Star Wars in Asciimation. This is a link to the source of the now infamous Star Wars ASCIIMATION project that has been evolving since 97. This guy has stated that he prefers to finish this project on his own (but you are welcomed to do any of the other Star Wars movies). In his FAQ's he has stated that he doesn't have time to support his Java applet nor the text files, so he would not be making them available for anyone. Fortunatally enough for those of us who are interested, he has left them wide open in a standard zip file on his server. So download and have fun... Just please don't make any ASCII pr0n movies..."

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  1. Damn... by Aliencow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's hope that the trolls won't find a way to combine the BLINK tags and ascii art to make an animated goatse guy !

    1. Re:Damn... by aiyo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Me: Hey check out this new ASCII image I made. Friend: Oh cool send it over. Me: O Friend: OMFG YOU NASTY SON OF A BITCH IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!111 Me: Hahahahahahaha

    2. Re:Damn... by aiyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me: Hey check out this new ASCII image I made.
      Friend: Oh cool send it over.
      Me: O
      Friend: OMFG YOU NASTY SON OF A BITCH IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!111
      Me: Hahahahahahaha

      *Had to repost, fixed formatting. From now on I vow to preview frist.

  2. Eye Damage? by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 2, Funny
    This looks interest, but could watching this on your computer screen cause long-term vision damage? Perhaps I'll wait until the DVD with PC speaker sound comes out...

    Go calculate something

  3. Princess in Ascii by Kircle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just saw a little of it. Did anyone think of "He-Man" when the princess first showed up?? I guess the translation from video to ascii isn't always pretty... :)

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    -- Kircle

  4. Is It Just Me? by Snowspinner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it just me, or are the special effects and CGI on that more realistic than Episodes I and II?

  5. Why Did He Do It? by dupper · · Score: 3, Funny
    Simple. Refer to his other page, the jet powered beer cooler.

    If you were drinking so much you need jet power to cool at a rate equal to your consumption, you're perception may be so reduced, as well.

  6. Request denied by Faust7 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Just please don't make any ASCII pr0n movies...

    Rather a tall order, with Portman as she is...

    ...nope, don't think I can refrain. Sorry!

  7. Re:Oops by Malacca · · Score: 5, Funny

    So long as it wasn't a Jar-Jar file ...

  8. Please sit down Mr. Lucas... by Chiggy_Von_Richtoffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh great! just what we need is for this guy to *actually* finish this and have George Lucas use ILM & Skywalker Studios include a "Special Delux Uber-Platinum Edition" with "THX-MIDI" and "Colour ASCII". *sigh* Knowing the madness of King George, he really will do this. Hopefully he'll have the good sense to show Jar-Jar being ripped to pixels by Chewy.

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    Dude: Why did you just blow off Jenny?
    Dude2: You Kidding! I'm waiting for Famke Jansen to call me back.

  9. Too Late... by heli0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just please don't make any ASCII pr0n movies...

    The Ascii Art Ensemble
    "the Ascii Art Ensemble has taken the 1972 porn movie 'Deep Throat' and converted it into moving ascii"

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    Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
  10. ASCII by Jason1729 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

    Jason
    ProfQuotes

  11. ascii porn by nsda's_deviant · · Score: 5, Funny

    its not that bad
    http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/pinups.html

    http://www.subterrane.com/asciiporn.shtml

    a lot of the time your staring at the screen and you say out loud, "oh thats an interesting character to use for the nipple"

    maybe i shouldve posted anonymouslly

  12. Spoilers by CPD · · Score: 2, Funny

    warning - the asciimation contains spoilers for episode IV

  13. Jeez - nothing but perverts here by RealityMogul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is anybody else surprised at the number of posters that had the link to an ASCII version of Deep Throat readily available?

    1. Re:Jeez - nothing but perverts here by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
      Hey, we're only products of our enviroment! Look at the last 3 story titles:

      AMD: No Grease For You!
      Silicon Valley Has Learned to Love the Bust
      Developers: Reading Lips In Software

      Frankly, I'm shocked and dismayed. Won't someone think of the children?

  14. Re:This is why I read /. by Gogl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess you haven't seen the "Die Jar-Jar!" skit, already implemented by the same guy responsible for all this asciimation in the first place. It's available here. Or for those who don't trust html links: http://asciimation.co.nz/diejarjar.html

  15. Throwback? by DarwinDan · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's like a throwback to the 1960's...I can just smell the fresh punch cards...

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    $DEITY bless $NATION
  16. Just in case of slashdotting ... by trashyspaceman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I took the liberty to copy a few frames from the movie for all to see. Unfortunately I reduced the resolution just a little.

    ; ) Here's luke

    -- Here's the light sabre

    ( o ) ( o ) Here's pricess leah

    (: o Here's when luke realised
    leah's his sister

    -m

  17. Re:No way... by Sheriff+Fatman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah... but after a couple of minutes, you don't even see the code any more; all you see is blonde, brunette, redhead...

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    -- Open Source: It's mad, but you don't have to work here to help.
  18. Re:For those without a browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uhm...

    For those without a browser

    Maybe I'm not too keen on internet technology, but AFAIK, you need a browser to see that in the first place :)

  19. Re:Nice stunt (warning: goatse.cx) by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Trick people into looking at blinking goatcex
    2. They have mental trauma
    3. Have expensive therapist standing by
    4. Profit!