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If I Had My Own Distro...
Gentu writes "Adam Scheinberg writes an interesting editorial explaining what he would do if he was a developer and he had a Linux distribution. His suggestions are pretty radical, and in places resembles of what Apple had done to MacOSX with the help of BSD as the underlying technology. But if this is what it takes to get Linux into the next level, it might worth the consideration."
Suck it, bitches!
Id make sure it would allways be phirst ph0st
This early post for Ida w00t!!!
I liken the recent rebirth, revelations, and renaissance of trolling on Slashdot to the soon-to-be-classic epic battle between Neo (played by actor Keanu Reeves) and the rogue virus Agent Smith (portrayed by the esteemed actor Hugo Weaving).
In this climatic and feverishly pitched battle, a rejuvenated Agent Smith confronts Neo. Neo (cmdr taco) has increased his power (anti troll filters) exponentially. Agent Smith (troll) attempts to first infect Neo and spread into his "system". The troll filters prove amiable, and Neo easily repels the initial attack. Undaunted, the troll (Agent Smith) seeks to gain assistance from those in his surrounding environment. With the most excellent and well placed of trollings, Agent Smith captures the hearts and minds of many others, effectively creating an army in his own image (Trollkore, CLIT, You Fail It, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, etc). This new army of Agent Smiths pour down upon Neo in a glorious wave of absurdity, brutal character attacks, vulgar ASCII imagery, and unprecedented and unsual tales of sexual escapades.
The ensuing melee is a remarkable epic of good vs. evil, as the many trolls pour down upon cmdr taco, seeking to defeat him with an avalanche of numbers. The outcome to this bitter rivalry has yet to be seen. Morpheus (Michael) and Trinity (Roblimo) are no where to be found. The burden of victory rests squarely on The One's broad shoulders.
Which is where we find ourselves tonight. I believe that tonight holds the meanings....to all of our lives.
This is a war, and we are soldiers.
int exp(A*(t-tau))dtau where A is a square matrix
k tnx
+5 insightful
Your post was truly pre-dick-ted.
1) There's no way I'm giving you su access, you might screw things up and blame the distro. /dev or /proc or /usr or anything else like that? Forget it, if it scares you, you'll blame the distro.
2) The package management system is gonna be secret and encrypted, because there's no way I'll let you install anything someone else made, in case it screws the system and you blame the distro.
3) There's no way I'll let you see the filesystem, you might get scared, instead the graphical file browser will only show you a sanitised view of the system, think you're gonna see
4) 2 DE's? no way, choice = panic = blaming the distro
5) Terminal = Nope.. it scares people... see above about what panic equals
6) Linux in a linux distro?? No way... what's the point.. might as well use FreeBSD
7) Open source everything? Nah..
8) Community support that answers every single question promptly.. sure... that'll be easy.. right??
9) Profit!!!
Let me feel your sweet potato , if it were my own distro , it would smell like a sweet potato. mmm I loooove potato chips