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RIAA Chats With Song Swappers
einer writes "Orignally seen
on Drudge; in reaction to their recent loss in court, an IM was sent to 'hundreds of thousands' of grokster and Kazaa users by the RIAA warning that they were NOT anonymous and that they could face legal consequences if they did not stop sharing copyrighted material. The IM was sent to users hosting copyrighted songs for download. Is this a scare tactic or an honest attempt to reform the p2p user community, or both?"
H-1Bs are more honest than you redneck geeks. Hire more H-1Bs now!!! Don't let the H-1B cap fall to 65,000/year. Increase the cap to 10 million / month. India will prevail over the fat American!!!
One morning Susan Crawford of Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea , but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea , just out the wrong hole.
She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. Crawford continued to push and squirt out of her vagina for the next few minutes a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.
When medics arrived they found Ms. Crawford unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg was a stream of brown and green syrup . The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out; she was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina , at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger, wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucus. It was a tiny mud shrimp -- it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke, what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing.
The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
Ms. Crawford's official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market: While lying in her bed, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure, at which point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent, snapping motion.
The medics found a Lesbian porno video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the bed. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. Crawford's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. Crawford's cunt when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. Crawford was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect pH balance to grow these mud shrimp. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
directly to CmdrTaco rather than the general /. community. Thank you.
There is the much loved tubgirl, but sadly, she isn't tied down. I would suggest shit city for turd munching goodness.
What is this stuff in my belly button?
Yeah, a guy I knew used to grow and sell it to feed his wife and kid.
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... a terrorist he was not. The closest he ever got was getting drunk and shooting at road signs.
Hey, it was either that or get a job
But still
CHiPs is a show about two gay boys (one is a spic too). They wear really really tight stretch pants. These CHiPs guys ride around on little Japansese putt-putt scooters. They are so cute. CHiPs is about two homosexuals (like Rob and Jeff, or Michael and Timothy).
Watch CHiPs. It is fun.
(Mods : I know it's off-topic, and a reply to an AC, but I just have to bitch.)
...to pay for rent, snacks, and a PlayStation.
... a good deal comes from Southern Asia and Asia Minor, and is sold specifically to fund terrorist organizations in those parts of the world ... So yeah, by buying drugs you really ARE supporting terrorism
But what about the vast majority of the marijuana bought in the United States? It comes from drug cartels in Mexico and Latin America.
Wrong. The vast majority comes from within the US.
That money goes (indirectly, through your dealer)...
Since we're talking about funding drug cartels and supporting terrorism, I suppose it's only fair to bring up Iran-Contra.
It's heroin that's the real killer.
Well, our government
did pay those same terrorist organizations in hopes that they wouldn't sell drugs. Of course, being 'evil-doers', they didn't. Nor did they stop being terrorists.
Nevermind the fact that for the poor farmers of Afghanistan, it's easier to buy food with money from poppy fields than it is to grow food for your starving family. Funny how that still hasn't changed, dispite being 'liberated' by the US.
I don't care one way or another who uses drugs, but I do care when people believe the bullshit our own government spouts. The drug-money that reaches terrorists is a pitance next to the amount of pork in our anti-drug budget.
-dr.badass
Don't become a regular here -- you will become retarded.
People who use drugs-- pot, coke, heroin, whatever-- are fucking losers, and of that there is NO doubt.
What about people who drink alcohol and smoke cigarettes? Are they, as you so eloquently put it, "fucking losers" as well?
People who use drugs-- pot, coke, heroin, whatever-- are fucking losers, and of that there is NO doubt.
And even better... what about coffee drinkers?
MaryJane is the biggest cash crop in Illinois, bigger than soybeans and corn combined. Biggest in Iowa, Kansas, Nebraska, too.
We've got over 2 million in jail and we haven't even made a dent in juana production. What's left of rural America would vanish overnight if we were as successful at eradicating marijuana farms as the Taliban were at eradicating opium production.
Nah, it's always best to keep incest in the family.
You were 80% angel, 10% demon. The rest was hard to explain. - Over The Rhine
"Math in a song is good."-Linford