Apple is Porting iTunes to Windows
An anonymous reader writes "It seems that Apple is indeed porting its new iTunes software to Windows as evidenced by a posting on its job board (No. 1949938) This has interesting implications for Apple trying to sell more expensive hardware when the same apps are available on cheaper Wintel hardware. Is this inevitable? Will this have any effect on P2P networks?" Sure enough, I go there and it says, " Looking for a Senior Software Engineer to desing (sic) and build Apple's newest Consumer Application, iTunes for Windows." Heh.
...What if it launches and is very sucessful? They could start to port more software over, or instead even port OS-X to x86!
What I'm wondering is why the music store is locked out to anyone except OS X users with iTunes 4.
I can see why they want to make it seem "exclusive," but it's obvious that this is a web based app that could have been implemented on all platforms...
Even if they wanted to make it so only Mac users could actually buy stuff, they should have at least let everyone else browse. What next, you can only use the Apple Store if you already have a Mac? This is bad marketing, folks.
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
What crack investigational skills you have there, kids.
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Dude, it's free on a Mac. Why would they make Windows users pay for it? That would be the stupidest thing that they could possibly do.
Pooty tweet
Apparently owners of current (old) iPods will not be getting a firmware upgrade that enables the new features like On-The-Fly playlists, notes, games, etc. Here is one source, a moderator for the Apple discussion forums. Firmware update 1.3 does include AAC support so you will be able to use the iTunes store but not the dead-easy-to-implement On-The-Fly play queues that EVERY OTHER MP3 PLAYER HAS. I am outraged by this decision and won't be supporting the iTunes music store.
Apple is giving a big f*ck-you to the people that made the iPod a success.
Random is the New Order.