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RIAA Settles Suits Against Students

wo1verin3 writes "Cnet's News.Com has reported that the RIAA has settled the suits with four students accused of sharing songs. The settlements will see each student making payments to the RIAA totaling between $12,000 and $17,000, split into annual installments between 2003 and 2006."

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  1. compared to tuition... by theoddball · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...they got off cheap.

    but geez, poor scapegoats, I could be next...and school leaves me broke enough already.

  2. Apple pricing suddenly looking better? by PylonHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet these kids ended up paying more than 99 cents a song.

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  3. wow... thats.. by dwgranth · · Score: 5, Funny

    12000 - 17000 songs they could have downloaded from apple's site ;)

  4. Damn by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was looking forward to them being sentenced to 200 million years hard labour at Burger King to pay off the initial amounts that were being bandied about.

    Still 17K is not funny when you are still in school

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  5. Law Firm Names by limekiller4 · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:
    "...said Howard Ende, a Drinker Biddle, and Reath attorney representing..."

    How do legal firms wind up with names this stupid? There is the oft-mentioned Dewey, Cheatham and Howe but maybe in this case they should have gone for Bendham, Ohver and Quick.

    Besides, in my book if your last name is "Biddle," you're automatically an asshole.

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  6. Well, they paid for it! by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So I'm going to get their money's worth. Starting now.

  7. I guess... by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess that Hillary Rosen can finally get that cute little Miata that she's had her eye on. /nod to Norm MacDonald and Weekend Update

  8. Re:and how much by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and how much do their lobbyists and their puppet politicians get?

    They get 30% and the RIAA gets 100%. How, you ask? The artists will have to pay a 30% "protection fee" for the protection against piracy the RIAA has bestowed upon them.

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  9. Re:and how much by standards · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously, the artists should get $0, because of RIAA legal fees.

    To be fair, the RIAA should be charging the artists for copyright protection.

    Hmmm, kind of like "protection money", eh?

  10. Re:and how much by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, $70,000 went for legal fees. $19,000 for publicity, $15,000 for fancy lunches, $11,000 for limo rides, and $45,000 for clothing. We figure the artists owe them somewhere between $20,000 and $30,000.

    Pay up, suckas.

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  11. Re:$12000 buys how many songs? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wouldn't give you a French franc for any number of mp3s - audio CDs are bad enough, mp3 sound dreadful to anyone with a half decent gramophone.

    I think you'll find it's OK. Digital technology nowadays can lower the Khz of the recording, and input all those little scratches and blips you're used to - you don't need to use the gramophone.

  12. Re:You don't speak for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other words, the "streaming only, no save to disk" thing might have a hole in it.

    Of course there's a "hole" in it, you dickhead. Hold a fucking microphone up to the fucking speaker. What the fuck.

    Calling shit like that a "hole" completely misses the point. Nobody cares if you ""tee" stdout (aka >&1) from /dev/audio (or whatever they use) to filename.mp3 (or whatever format)" (which would, of course, not even remotely work). If you wanna get your rocks off by stealing music, go right ahead. Apple just wants to make sure that it's not convenient or easy.

    You know what it's like? You calling this a "hole" I mean. It's like if I put up a fence around my property. You're on one side of my property, and on the other is a Krispy Kreme. You can smell those donuts, and man, you want 'em bad. You look and look at my fence, but then you suddenly realize that you can just go AROUND my property, around the perimeter of my fence, to get to the Krispy Kreme. And after you do, you come back with your face smeared with glaze and say, "Hey, d00d, there's a hole in your fence look how clever I am!!!!!1" And I'm all, "Shut the fuck up you fat fucking pig, you don't even understand what my fence is trying to protect so you just shut your fucking mouth. Bitch."

    Yeah. That's what it's like, that shit right there. Yeah.