Hang on, isn't the shoe phone supposed to precede the wrist phone in the psuedo-spy tech tree??
Of course they are.
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Vengeance
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It only makes sense.
After all, it's only within the past month that I signed both my wife and myself up for two years of new service, locking us out of upgrading for a while.
To all those who are planning to get a wristphone: You're welcome.
-- It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
Re:Not the best place for a phone?
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Anonymous Coward
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2002 01 20 Monday.
Actually 2002 01 20 was a sunday.
All this technology, but they can't get the
day right.
-- for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
Need a Microphone attachment that...
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A_Non_Moose
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straps in such a way it rests in the palm.
I got a phone call...hey, it's for you...TALK TO THE HAND!!!
Or insert Vampire Hunder D reference...of course the soul sucking ability would be cool too, but I wonder if that would be good or bad for the battery life?
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-- Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK?
(and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
my shoe works fine!
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peter303
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Trust me. Once these things become popular, it will be a social norm to guess, he's talking to someone via a device, not into random space. I hate it myself.. fookin' confusin'.
Back in the Bay Area, right after the Jabra in-ear hands free mic was released, the San Jose police were called because there was a "well dressed man, in the parking lot, screaming frantically and very angry... to himself."
When the police got there, he sure enough was screaming his head off still. They form the traditional circle and he is completely oblivious to it, until one of them gets close enough and says, "Sir, I'm going to need to ask you to come with us." He then looks over, and says, "Hold on a sec."
The cops at that point just started laughing at the guy, and told him not to yell at himself in public anymore:)
The GPRS Wristphone is just the next evolutionary step towards the ultimate personal communication device, the GPRS Suppository.
This sleek cylindrical object requires no physical interface elements since all your needs are covered with built in Bluetooth, GPRS, and wireless power.
The GPRS Suppository is also an intimate personal area router, supplying Internet connectivity to your various hand held devices.
At last, self-conscience individuals everywhere will be free of the uncomfortable feeling of wearing Belt-Clip and Wrist-Based mobility products!
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital [phone] watches are a pretty neat idea
Slashdot Mirror
...are a yellow coat and fedora, and I'm good to go.
The coolest voice ever.
Imagine calling someone by accident whilst exercising your wrist.
"What, mom?! No, I was just churning butter, honest!"
Harald
... plus a very cute wireless sub-notebook.
Yea, based on Windows CE.NET 4... Real cute.
Karma: The shiznight, mostly because I am the Drizzle.
Now I can run around muttering "I need you buddy!" into my watch.
Hang on, isn't the shoe phone supposed to precede the wrist phone in the psuedo-spy tech tree??
It only makes sense.
After all, it's only within the past month that I signed both my wife and myself up for two years of new service, locking us out of upgrading for a while.
To all those who are planning to get a wristphone: You're welcome.
It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
... bathroom stuff, ... ,handling large objects, ...
;)
for some of us, these two are the same
sorry, couldnt' resist
2002 01 20 Monday.
Actually 2002 01 20 was a sunday.
All this technology, but they can't get the day right.
for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
straps in such a way it rests in the palm.
I got a phone call...hey, it's for you...TALK TO THE HAND!!!
Or insert Vampire Hunder D reference...of course the soul sucking ability would be cool too, but I wonder if that would be good or bad for the battery life?
.
Have you read the moderator guidelines? Well, have you, PUNK? (and I want a Karma: Gnarly option)
"hello, Agent 99. Agent 99?" ..."
"PhXx pejjdd"
"Whoops, wrong shoe
Trust me. Once these things become popular, it will be a social norm to guess, he's talking to someone via a device, not into random space. I hate it myself.. fookin' confusin'.
:)
Back in the Bay Area, right after the Jabra in-ear hands free mic was released, the San Jose police were called because there was a "well dressed man, in the parking lot, screaming frantically and very angry... to himself."
When the police got there, he sure enough was screaming his head off still. They form the traditional circle and he is completely oblivious to it, until one of them gets close enough and says, "Sir, I'm going to need to ask you to come with us." He then looks over, and says, "Hold on a sec."
The cops at that point just started laughing at the guy, and told him not to yell at himself in public anymore
Dacels Jewelers can't be trusted.
Can you imaging if the device comes with a booster antenna that you can put on your other hand? Say on the finger.
Now you have the phone arm bent to have it closer to the face and the other arm in the air. You now look like you're in the "Staying Alive" video.
It's a conspiracy to bring back disco I tells ya.
Phoenix
-- Wiccan Army, 13th Airborne Division "We will not fly silently into the night"
This sleek cylindrical object requires no physical interface elements since all your needs are covered with built in Bluetooth, GPRS, and wireless power.
The GPRS Suppository is also an intimate personal area router, supplying Internet connectivity to your various hand held devices.
At last, self-conscience individuals everywhere will be free of the uncomfortable feeling of wearing Belt-Clip and Wrist-Based mobility products!
There will be drawers filled with these things by the end of the school year.
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital [phone] watches are a pretty neat idea
Can it communicate with my car ?
Michael: Kitt, Kitt, I'm in trouble!!1
Car: I'm coming Michael.
Could the comment im replying to get a negative score for blatant stupidity and uselessness? Or if not could I?
Vote for new mod!!! Score:-2,Imbecile