Searching for the Oldest Running Application
A columnist from InternetWeek has completed a search for the oldest running commercial software application. His results are interesting (note that he's mostly skipping over mainframe applications, just looking at PC-based apps).
Jeez, at least come up with a simpsons quote if you're going offtopic. "Yada-yada, square root of a million..." See how easy it is?
Now they have Java versions of this file...