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Searching for the Oldest Running Application

A columnist from InternetWeek has completed a search for the oldest running commercial software application. His results are interesting (note that he's mostly skipping over mainframe applications, just looking at PC-based apps).

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  1. Longest running app? by bugnuts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Definitely the Blue Screen of Death!

  2. Re:MS Flight SImulator by haystor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, before Windows 2000 there was Windows 3.
    I guess that would make it 2000 years old now.

    How about version numbers? Emacs is on 21.something now. I think AutoCad is up in the 16 range by now.

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  3. Re:My Dad Still uses Lotus 123 by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny
    bassicly the right tool for the right job. Why complain or tinker with it.

    You must be new here... [/tongueincheek]

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  4. Re:Mainframe by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    My girlfriend's mom wrote some of the first conversions of actuarial tables to mainframe, from books, in the 1950s and 1960s (all done w/ punch cards and machine language, of course) at a life insurance company in Mass. The company was still running a lot of her orgininal code when she retired a couple of years ago.

    This is obviously an apocryphal story.

    Who can spot the inconsistancy that gives this fakery away?




    Exactly.

    We all know /.'ers don't have girlfriends.

  5. Re:Mainframe by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey now.. A lot of slashdotters have girlfriends.. They just don't look like girls.

  6. Re:It's got to be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    i've been running this:
    .LOOP:
    JMP .LOOP
    on my commodore 64 since 1983. i'm still waiting for it to finish. maybe if i got a faster computer.
  7. I always liked... by Grog6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...going into radio Shack and typing

    10 Print "Shit!";
    20 Goto 10

    and walking away.

    later, that evolved into:

    10 Print "Fuck You!!";
    20 y$=inkey$:if y$="" OR y$"" then 10

    which basicly grabs the 'break' from the buffer before it can be processed, requiring a reboot to clear.

    Adding the line (before executing) :

    basica fuck.bas /r

    to the autoexec.bat ran the program from boot.

    Truly evil, we were.

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