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Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the one-square-at-a-time dept.

TommyTyker writes "According to this CNet article, Microsoft is using England as a test bed for the iLoo -- a 'PortaJohn' that allows the 'user' to surf the net while taking care of 'business.' MSN is even looking at getting TP manufacturers to create some of their product with URL's printed on them. Pooptastic!" Life does not imitate the Onion. No, sir.

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  1. Easy by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    God knows most MS products aren't fit for anything other than wiping...

  2. shizzle by bucketoftruth · · Score: 5, Funny

    The finally do something inovative and it's full of sh*t. No, really...

  3. As opposed to... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    As opposed to other MS products, which crap on you while you surf the net.

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  4. How would it BSOD? by Luigi30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would it clog and force you to use the "Ctrl+Alt+Delete Plunger"?

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  5. From Microsoft, eh? by EHUDs_Rhino · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess we know where Microsoft wants to go today.

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  6. Re:Hygiene?? by ...+James+... · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not to mention after Spanky 'uses' the bathroom with the world's largest porno mag at his fingertips...

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  7. Active Crapper Technology by scotay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft's Active Crapper technology analyzes your leavings, enhancing your web surfing experience.

    "People who expelled the Taco Bell 7-layer burrito also recommended the Grizzlebee's Onion Burst"

  8. Re:Those service calls... by vano2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    yeah...gives knew meaning to shitty net connection.

  9. Will the Open Source alternative... by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...be known as Loo-nix?

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  10. The latest Archos products require no drivers by lscotte · · Score: 5, Funny
    the killer app for this thing will be the ability to log your... ahh... logs.

    Just think of the possibilities! With a webcam, there could be a direct link to ratemypoo.com.
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  11. Dear Cubicle 3 by azzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've run out of toilet paper, will you pass me some?

    from Cubicle 2

  12. Obligatory bad jokes... by Psychor · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of iLoos...
    In Soviet Russia, your iLoo craps on YOU.
    Backups would be needed in case you accidently 'wipe' your HD.
    If the iLoo runs Linux, will it handle a 'core dump'?
    Could 'virus detection' be added to the iLoo?
    Will the interface feature 'toilet assistants'? "I'm the shit wizard, it looks like you're planning to take a crap today!"
    "The Microsoft iLoo - When do you want to go today?"

    Thank you, I shall be here all week ;)