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ISS Crew Returns in Soyuz Capsule

physicsnerd writes "According to CNN the Soyuz capsule from the International Space Station has landed in Kazakhstan. This is the first time US Astronauts have ever landed outside of the US."

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  1. Your dirty communist seats are not good enough by brejc8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because landing in a Soyuz is generally bumpier than in a shuttle, Ken Bowersox, Don Pettit and cosmonaut Nikolai Budarin were seated in the Soyuz on custom-built recliners designed to fit their bodies, NASA said.

    This is fantastic. I bet the astronauts were complaining about everything.
    My chair is too hard, The in flight meal is too dry, Nikolai kept kicking my seat. You wouldn't get this kind of service on a good old Shuttle.

    1. Re:Your dirty communist seats are not good enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You wouldn't get this kind of service on a good old Shuttle.

      Disintegrate in comfort and style.

  2. Re:Always Landed in US? by IroNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, and some even say the landed on the Moon... ?

  3. Re:First to land outside the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tito was just cargo.

  4. Re:Always Landed in US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But the moon IS the US... Didn't you know?

  5. Re:outside the US ? by IroNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    They also landed on the Moon, as I recall from history. There's no proof of that, however :)

  6. New name for space station? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the increasing trend of corporate sponsorships for space travel, i wouldn't be surprised to see the ISS be remamed the "IIS".

  7. Poor people! by IroNick · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? Are US Astronauts not allowed outside the country?

  8. Re:outside the US ? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    the atlantic, does the US own that now ?

    Being international waters, I guess it belongs to the country with the biggest navy.

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  9. Re:Always Landed in US? by astro-g · · Score: 3, Funny

    just you wait.....

  10. Hey, schweet! by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they can report that there's a whole world outside of the US!

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  11. Re:outside the US ? by JanneM · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what assholes like you would complain about if the US got its shit together.

    I'm not overly worried about that possibility.

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  12. Re:CNN article prewritten by cmorriss · · Score: 2, Funny
    Certainly a lot better than ABC News which posed this article [go.com] about Columbia's successful landing in February.

    The headline says Columbia Streaks Toward Florida Landing. Nowhere in the article does it say that they landed successfully.

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  13. Re:outside the US ? by russellh · · Score: 4, Funny
    I thought the moon people landed in the middle of the atlantic, does the US own that now ?.

    isn't that what the word "international" means?

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  14. Re:Space programme costs by pdbogen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, except they keep going on an don about, "This is how we fix things on Russian space station" and "My uncle is very important man."

  15. Re:Always Landed in US? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The word 'landed' is the key. As far as I know, all the US manned space flights before the shuttle program splashed into ocean on return. Whether you call it landing, is up to you.

    If it is anything like the aviation biz, anything you can walk away from counts...

  16. Re:Space programme costs by isorox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Raise your hand if you'd go into space for $30k.

  17. Re:Always Landed in US? by jeff4747 · · Score: 4, Funny

    So unless Jesus was in the Apollo progoram, splashdowns wouldn't count.

  18. What I want to know is... by vocaro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they have a visa? "Papers, please..."

  19. Re:Always Landed in US? by the_real_tigga · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the moon IS the US... Didn't you know?

    Explains the lack of intelligence up there.

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  20. Re:how did they get custom-built seats in advance? by Sneftel · · Score: 2, Funny

    All astronauts and cosmonauts have plaster casts of their buttocks made during training, so that (a) seats can be designed for them if necessary, and (b) bronze butt sculptures can still be erected in the halls of NASA should they meet an unexpected demise.

    pants

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