Dead or Alive Online Announced

Tim Grube writes "Gaming Horizon is running a story revealing Dead or Alive Online for the Microsoft Xbox. An anthology is planned, and the original graphics for Dead or Alive will stay as if it was being played on the Saturn, plus DoA 2 will contain improved graphics." Of course, half the fun of DoA is getting my ass kicked by my Lei Fang wielding wife, but I guess then, she could kick my ass when I'm out of town on business too.

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Huh?

[bellings]

Could someone explain this article to me, using some type of readable english?

What the hell is Dead or Alive, how does someone wield a Lei Fang, and what does it mean for "graphics to stay as if it were being played on the Saturn?" Actually, if someone could just tell me what "the Saturn" is, I'd probably be a happy camper.

On second thought, could someone just tell me what CmdrTaco does for a living? What company does he work for now? In today's difficult economy, I think it's great that he found a new job working for a succesful company that can afford to send him on frequent business trips without the stockholders threatening to sue the board of directors for gross mismanagement.