Black And White Sequel Previewed
An anonymous reader points out that TotalVideoGames has a first look preview of Black And White 2, the sequel to Lionhead's creature-poking 'god' game from a couple of years back. The preview comes complete with 16 rather attractive screenshots, and mentions that "the world now is much more chaotic and destructive" - in other words, there's lots more stopping and creating wars with your giant pet creature. Black And White 2 is due to ship for PC close to Xmas 2003.
But, are the villagers still whiny bitches?
Allways with the "Food! We need food!" and such...
You can't take the sky from me...
Sorry, they had their shot. B&W was one of the shittiest games I have ever had the displeasure of paying for. For those who think it's fun to train a fake animal not to eat it's own feces, why not save about $48.70, and buy one of those tamogotchi things from a few years back.
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
I bought that game based on sheer hype -- the concept behind it was revolutionary, and everything about it sounded amazing.
And then I played it.
Five levels. The game had only five levels. Five, in case you missed it the first two times.
The "Hollywood scriptwriter" they brought in to help with the script turned out to be a Speak & Spell with failing batteries.
The "200 side-quests" (I think that was how many they promised) turned out to be "Follow this stupid guy down the mountain. The only interesting part about this is the fact that if the controls didn't suck, it would be simple, but they do, so it's not." There were no "real" quests throughout the entire game.
The choice between good and evil turned out to be "You can either play as good, or win the game. Pick one."
In fact, I lied about that. As first shipped, the game was unwinnable.
The "drastic changes" to the landscape that occurred when I turned soul-suckingly evil turned out to be so subtle that I honestly thought the landscape morphing wasn't working at first.
Your stupendous, godly powers turned out to mainly involve throwing rocks. Oh, and you can make artifacts, too. Just make them out of rocks.
Never again. I will never buy another game by Lionhead Studios without playing it first. Fuckers.
ZFS: because love is never having to say fsck