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Should Apple Buy TiVo?

Posted by pudge on from the yes-they-should dept.

st. jude writes "In a story over at Business 2.0, John Battelle says yes. As the man who made music downloading legit, maybe His Steveness can conquer Hollywood's loathing of the PVR next. As a lover of both my TiVo and my Mac, the thought makes this dreamer drool ... TiVo + Mac = iTV ... two great tastes that taste great together? Or just another version of a long-rumored geek fantasy that's as silly as the iWalk?" Although, if it means per-show payments, I'll pass.

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  1. Dear Father Randy O'Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Dear Father O'Day:

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    Harry Rodman
    Vice-president
    Homosexual Liaison Services
    Apple Computer, Inc.