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E3 - John Romero's Newest FPS, Via N-Gage
It seems that Nokia's 'mobile game deck', the N-Gage has lured John Romero and his Monkeystone Games posse back from reliving their 2D shareware glory days with Hyperspace Delivery Boy, and onto his 3D shareware FPS glory days, with their own adaptation of THQ's first-person shooter Red Faction. Here are links to the new Red Faction N-Gage trailer in MPEG-4 and Quicktime.Update: 05/13 15:58 GMT by H : We had a story on N-Gage a couple months back.
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The gaym section sucks. The color scheme makes it good though. Oh wait, NO IT DOESNT!
I'm telling you!!
While this is off-topic, it's still relevant. The /. games section has a truly terrible header graphic and colour scheme, could someone please tell Taco to stop?!
*holds head and sobs*
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Taco, you idiot! Don't you know that you're not supposed to stare directly at a blacklight bulb?!!!
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jesus, your game looks like a pile of shit dude...
SWEET PUPPYSHIT!
I'm surprised that a book review for Masters of Doom about the Carmack/Romero relationship hasn't popped up yet. I'm gonna wait until I see a geek review before buying
Eat a dick
Bombero: The sheer amount of hype coupled with the Q2 credibility disintegration delay added in with the fact that it just takes 18 months to make up enough lies to describe a game this size.
Upsuckers: Are there any special features in Daikatana's multiplayer mode that will set it apart from other 3d shooters?
Bombero: Players getting erections and jacking off while they are deathmatching. Another one is the prospect that we might allow the player to blow any monster from the time period the map is based in.
Upsuckers: Will the camera position in Daikatana be strictly first person during general gameplay?
Bombero: There will also be a 3rd grade point of view which will be helpful during food combat but is pretty much a staple of 3rd grade games today.
Upsuckers: Could you explain the "level AI"? How will the levels give hints?
Bombero: There's an AI bloat system that basically craps out everywhere that creatures can travel so they always get stuck and look dumb while going after the player. An AFLAC duck monster will definitely be able to quack down the player no matter where he is located. There are other special gimicks in the maps but these are basically there to support my crystal meth habit.
Upsuckers: Can you ever see yourself doing something other than a first-person shooter?
Bombero: Sure. But right now I still love this style of game more than any other. But there's no way you'd catch me making those faggy little handheld cellular phone games. I'd have to totally run out of ideas and money, before I ever did anything bottom-of-the-barrel like that. That kind of crap is for intellectually bankrupt washed-up has-beens. I've bet my reputation of the success of Daikatana, and when it finally ships, everyone will know what a great designer I am. They will never forget what I've done!
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SHUT UP YOU FUCKSTICK (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 13, @05:27PM (#5949166)
You suck. And I'm talking cock and balls, not snackerdoodles.
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Re:Thanks for reading (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 13, @05:32PM (#5949214)
jesus, your game looks like a pile of shit dude...
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Dear Mr. Romero, (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 13, @05:36PM (#5949247)
First of all, thanks for taking the time to read Slashdot.
Second of all, please eat a huge dick. You did nothing in the creation of Doom except act like a gigantic egomaniac freak and embed your own likeness in EVERYTHANG. The technical hurdles were crossed by a true God, Carmack, while you tried to ride him like a bitch. You're useless without him.
Daikatana was an affront to the world. You should be banished.
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MY WET, SOGGY, GAPING VAGINA! IT'S ROMERO! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 13, @05:37PM (#5949253)
SWEET PUPPYSHIT!
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Re:Thanks for reading (Score:1)
by Subcarrier (262294) on Tuesday May 13, @05:38PM (#5949259)
Genius is 99% perspiration and 1% dumb luck.
Now you tell me. I belong to that 99% who have been using anti-perspirant ever since we grew hair in our arm pits.
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MOD PARENT DOWN: -100, worthless (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Tuesday May 13, @05:43PM (#5949307)
Eat a dick
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I thought it couldn't get any uglier.
I was wrong.
Congrabulation!
but i can't leave with out my buddy, SUPERFLY!
I am so bad...
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