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Minitel Hits Twenty

An anonymous submitter writes "Minitel is now 20 years old, according to this article from BBC News: 'Calling Minitel a proto-internet may be a bit of a stretch, but it is not far off. Unlike the internet, Minitel is a closed network, based on the phone system of its owner, France Telecom. Using one of its prehistoric-seeming terminals, users can access a labyrinth of proprietary content, all of it determinedly low-graphics and designed for speed.' Slashdot has reported on Minitel before."

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  1. Business Models or "Developers, developers!" by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    Calling Minitel a proto-internet may be a bit of a stretch, but it is not far off. ... all of it determinedly low-graphics and designed for speed.

    All right, aspiring web developers and disgruntled dot-bomb employees. Your objective today is to modernize this archaic service: develop a functional implementation of Flash and JavaScript pop-under advertisements, then ensure that all original content is publicly inaccessible. Finally, schedule a decadent yacht party. We're going to party like it's 1999!

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  2. Amazon to sue Minitel? by IainHere · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:
    One new venture for example, known as w-HA, is working on a scheme that will allow online payments to be made within two mouse clicks

    Phew! For a second there, I thought they were in trouble.

  3. It inspired Al Gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "'Calling Minitel a proto-internet may be a bit of a stretch, but it is not far off."

    It has been said that Al Gore saw one of these when he visited Paris, and it inspired him to create the Internet when he got home.

    Thank you, France! For the fries, and now for the 'Net!

  4. What's this button for and.... by dbleoslow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Minitel is trusted not just because it is an integral part of French life, but because its closed network is guaranteed virus-free and hacker-proof

    Both famous last words.

  5. Boycott it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an proud, God fearing, flag loving American, I hearby announce a US boycott against Minitel to punish France for its general cowardly, frogginess in the Iraqi affair. I will no longer use it to look up phone numbers or get train times.

    Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated.

    BTW, what the hell is an "Illegal Comment"?

  6. America Online by Scoria · · Score: 2, Funny

    I assume whoever wrote this never used Minitel, the darn thing is designed to keep you on line as long as possible so France Telecom can rake in more money

    Many citizens of the United States refer to this service as "America Online." :-)

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  7. Re:Darpanet? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, these are the French. It it didn't happen in France, it didn't happen.

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  8. Minitel? by r00zky · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Minitel is now 20 years old so, what is its webpage? :P

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  9. Hey, they solved the accessibility problem! by ader · · Score: 4, Funny

    > "...all of it determinedly low-graphics and designed for speed."

    So when will the Internet be upgraded to support the same features?

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  10. porn on minitel by lovebyte · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the mid 80's I used to work during the summer in a bank in France. When suddenly all the computers went dead. No more network. The reason for this was that the minitel and the bank network were using the same lines and the minitel suddenly had a surge in communication. Why ? Because the first "minitel rose" services had appeared. The minitel rose was some rather expensive porn chat services and they became very popular.
    So there you go. Internet, minitel, same thing.

    Plus ca change, plus c'est pareil.

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  11. Late to the game- by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we slashdot it yet?

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