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IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm

Dave writes "Over the past few days, IRC Networks across the internet have felt the brunt of the Fizzer worm. In an unusual display of geek solidarity, representatives from dozens of IRC Networks, including EFNet, IRCNet and DALnet, have gathered to create a Fizzer Task Force. Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds."

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  1. The battle has ended. You've got worms! by Scoria · · Score: 3, Funny

    IRC Networks across the internet have felt the brunt of the Fizzer worm.

    Now, miniscule web servers, you will feel the brunt of the Slashdot behemoth!

    Interesting, and mostly productive results have occurred so far from such a meeting of the IRC minds.

    And, once this story is published, we'll observe the various effects of futile desperation!

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  2. Yeah! by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's help these guys out by /.'ing their co-ordinating page!

  3. d00dz n07 1337 570P by pecosdave · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can just see it now, messages telling people to stop pushing their viri.

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  4. *Ahem* by guacamolefoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Symantec:

    Systems Not Affected: Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, Linux

    Heh. Clearly the work of an evil genius.

    GF.

    1. Re:*Ahem* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Systems Not Affected: Macintosh, OS/2, UNIX, Linux

      I guess that means BeOS is at risk? Oh no!

  5. Re:As Well They Should ... by psycht · · Score: 2, Funny

    if that's the case then those jackasses should be able to download from a trustworthy source. /join #fizzer for free mp3's!

  6. Re:method by Lxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's YAOW (Outlook Worm). Same drill, you open an infected attachment, it copies itself to the address book as well as installs its payload.

    Dammit, when are worms going to get interesting again? This "exploit the hell out of Outlook" routine is getting old.

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  7. Not your usual "task force" by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Funny
    No, there are no physically adept and good looking individuals complemeted with the obligatory "tough guy". No Tommy Lee Jones-like leader, bravely charging into danger. No electronics laden vans and phone taps. Just a bunch of pasty guys that are experts on Star Trek lore and like to debate the power of Perl.

    "task force"

    Heh

  8. Re:okay, time to update by EricWright · · Score: 1, Funny
    can somebody recommend a good free antivirus for Win machines?
    Linux?
  9. Re:PEBCAK by gpinzone · · Score: 2, Funny

    I used to just tell people the problem was caussed by a "nut loose behind the keyboard."

  10. Re:mIRC by bongoras · · Score: 5, Funny

    AH HA!

    That is compelling evidence, of course... the virus was written by Microsoft. Next week they plan to release Fizzer XP Service Pack 1 which will fix those issues.

  11. Re:As Well They Should ... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 5, Funny

    We really need to shut down USENET as well, as it's a major conduit for the distribution of warez. FTP is also a big problem. The world wide web is a major, major conduit for the distribution of warez. And don't even talk to me about filesharing networks...all major conduits for the distribution of warez.

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  12. a free cure for the windows virus. by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Debian, it's like your first visit to the free clinic. Your privates are sore, you are angry with close frinds and you don't like what people at the clinic are telling you. You can leave and things will get worse or you can listen to good advice and not have to go back.

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  13. Re:As Well They Should ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I haven't seen the statistics, but I believe CAT5 ethernet cable is one of the worst piracy tools every made by man. NO copyright protection technology, NO logging or audit trail, and all those wires (both of them) makes it hard for law enforcement to tap.

    I suggest an immediate ban, and the sending of threatining letters to all CAT5 owners.

  14. Re:IRC is P2P by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee, really going way out of your way to change the subject, huh? Wonder why that is? Got something to defend there? Chatting, irc, etc are way close enough to be referred to as a sort of P2P.

    Change what subject? I'm responding to what you said.

    I can discuss with people, just don't "do" insults, which I certainbly didn't start,so if you or anyone else want to talk to me, do it without insults or get ignored from here on out.

    The original poster who corrected you didn't insult you at all. Go back and read it, I'll wait.

    I just don't like picky crap like this, it's a waste of time. If you can't figure out what my basic thoughts were,

    Lets just stick to the language we've all (except you) have agreed upon, ok? Stop inventing words, or misusing them and we'll be fine.

    And last I knew, there isn't any official P2P overlord who has got the one and true legal definition of P2P

    Well, I'll inform you that

    there is.

    BUT, we'll let uyou "win" that one, only the way you describe it is the one true "official" definition. All hail the official P2P uberdictator!

    You are just making an ass out of yourself. Don't worry, I'm not going to stop you.

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  15. Re:As Well They Should ... by Richy_T · · Score: 3, Funny
    ME TOO!

    Rich