Amazon Takes Pikachu To The Patent Office
theodp writes "On Tuesday, Amazon was awarded a patent for Search Query Autocompletion. From the Summary of the Invention--'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO.'" See, Amazon practices the mantra "Gotta catch 'em all" with patents.
It's the "Who do we like this week?" game-
MS - Still bad
IBM - Good, this week, check back next week
Linus - Good this week, insofar as I know
Oracle - ??? (profit or no profit)
Apple - Bad this week
Disney - Still bad
Amazon - Today they are bad, tomorrow..???
Okay, I'm done..who else has changed sides?
So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
I understand what they are doing, and it's killing me. Stop this stinking ride, I want to get off. 1. Technicolor Yawn 2. Singing Lunch 3. Yelling Europe at the Toilet and the list goes on... THIS HAS TO STOP SOMEWHERE
That's GNU/Masturbating.
"Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
Well if it wasn't for prior art, they'd probably have "Fucking people up the ass" patented.
Can all fish swim?
really makes me want to go out and patent some nifty software idea just to see if it would go through
hooray! it's a sex wiki