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DVRs for Cop Cars
AEton writes "News.com is reporting that IBM is developing digital video recorders for cop cars. The systems involve a digital video camera and reusable hard drives which police officers will take with them on their shifts; centralized servers with up to 3.5 TB of storage will hold recordings. The cameras continuously record and cache old video in a "Tivo-like" fashion; tapes will start from three to five minutes before the cop turned on the recorder. Unbiased, high-quality recording could have a compelling social effect; and at the very least, we're headed for HDTV Cops."
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
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couples' house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to
see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
_______.____________
____.'___'._________ "What are you doing," the mother-in-law asked.
___/_//\\\_\________
__(_(_'\'_)_)_______ "I am waiting for my husband to come home from
___'-\_=_/-'_____//_ work," Cmdr. Taco replied.
___.-'___'-.___\__/_
_/__________\__/_/__ "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
_|_\o_/_\_o/_\/_/___
_|_|\_____/_\__/____ "This is my love dress," Cmdr. Taco
_\__\__.__\_________ replied.
__`\_\_____;________
___|/|\#/__|________ "LOVE DRESS!?! You are naked," said the
___|__()()_|________ mother-in-law.
___\___||__/________
____(__||_)_________ "But my husband loves it when I wear this
____|__\/_|_________ dress. It makes him happy and he makes me
____;__|__;_________ happy," said Cmdr. Taco. "I would
_____\_|o/__________ appreciate your leaving now because my hus-
_____/o|_\__________ band will be home any minute," the daughter-
____ooO_Ooo_________ in-law continued.
________o___________
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On
the way home, she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, applied her best per-
fume, and waited by the door for her husband to come home.
Finally, the pickup truck drove up the drive way, and she took
her place by the door. The father-in-law opened the door, and
immediately saw his wife naked by the door.
"What are you doing," he asked.
"This is my love dress," his wife replied.
"Needs ironing," he replied.
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I HATE YOU, I HATE YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HATE YOUR FACE!
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Sheesh, mods got absolutely no sense o' humour....
Free Tommy Chong!
For whatever reason
I feel like I've been wanting you all my life
But you don't understand
I'm so glad we're at the same place at the same time
Its over now
I spotted you dancin'
You made all the CowboyNeal stare
Those lips and your brown eyes
And the sexy hair
I shake shake my thing
I make the world want you
Tell your Trolls you'll be back
I wanna see what you can do.
What would it take for you to just leave with me
Not trying to sound conceited but me and you were meant to be
You're a sexy guy, I'm a nice girl
Lets turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world
Trolls
Sometimes a girl just needs one
Trolls
To love her and to hold
Trolls
When a girl is with one
Trolls
Then she's in control
Pick a boy off the dance floor.
Screamin in his ear
Must of said somethin' bout me (what you said?)
Cuz he's loookin over here
You looking at me
With that sexy attitude
But the way you boy's movin in
It puts me in the mood
What would it take for you to just leave with me
Not trying to sound conceited but me and you were meant to be
You're a sexy guy, I'm a nice girl
Lets turn this dance floor into our own little nasty world
Trolls
Sometimes a girl just needs one
Trolls
To love her and to hold
Trolls
When a girl is with one
Trolls
Then she's in control