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Getting Inside Einstein's Head
su-geek writes "'The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible,' Albert Einstein once remarked. Today many scientific documents and personal papers detailing the thoughts and emotions of our favorite physicist will be available at 3PM EST you can access the Einstein Archives Online.
Also, Wired is running an article"
"An Australian farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out ! at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn.""
How did consciousness develop?
A higher being(architect)...
Fat girls have mouths too! And so do ugly ones! It's not like you'll be looking at her face when she sucking your knob.
There's no difference between a boys mouth and a girls mouth.
If all else fails, take some gymnastics lessson and learn to suck yourself off!
God.
Support the First Amendment. Read at -1
But, how dare you sir, to question my comittment to trolling. Here are the pics as promised:
Getting my robes lit.
Ouch. That's gonna take a while to heal.
Fire!
Picture taken from the third floor balcony of the food court
It hurt like hell at first. Then shock set in.
Don't let anyone say that I'm not hardcore.
On the contrary, it would be easy to do for someone who has been dead for many years, as Prof. Einstein has also been dead for many years. For the living, unfortunately, it will be impossible.
Or, perhaps you meant: ``... this will be difficult, as the illustrious Dr. Einstein has been dead for 48 years.''?
Dear Mr. A.C. Dimbulb,
That big *Swoooossshhh* you heard was the sound of the joke giving your hair a new part as it zoomed over your head.
Hope this helps!
Sincerely,
The Humor Police
Fuck you Einstein, you dirty old Jew.
Exactly - fuck you Einstein you dirty old heeb
I bet you've fucked a bagel before.