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Martian 'Happy Face' Crater
Astroturtle writes "The two pictures shown here are taken from the same daily global image mosaic (the only difference is that each was processed slightly differently). The pictures show Galle Crater, informally known as 'Happy Face,' as it appeared in early southern winter."
Those martians are playin' with us! First they do the face, and we look closer and it's just a dune. Now they're doin the happy face.
I tell ya, they're laughin' at us, right now!!!!1!!
<dons foil helmet>
"Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised."
-Marilyn Manson
At the last informal crater-naming convention, 'Happy Face' barely beat out the second-place name of 'Goatsex Man's Disgusting Rectum' crater.
What they didn't disclose is that the Happy Face was purposely built over 20,000 years ago by 13-year old Martian OMIMers (Olympus Mons Online Instant Messenger), and that about 50 miles southwest of the giant happy face are 2-kilometer high pyramids arranged in a pattern that spells "LOL , BRB!"
"Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
The happy face logo is now seen on the Red Planet? What next? Falling prices on falling stars?
"Wal-Mars. Always low gravity. Always."
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
It's him, I swear!
Danke tres mucho, tovarishch.
Let's see,
Big, round head....
Tiny little dot eyes....
No nose to speak of....
Holy crap! The Martians look like Charlie Brown!
"Lawyers are for sucks."
- Doug McKenzie
A while back, Terry Pratchett wrote a book called 'Strata' in which the main plot premise was that Humans were terraforming the entire galaxy planet by planet, leaving 'history' inside those planets in the form of fake fossils and layers of rock. Occasionally, a 'prank' would slip through like the boot-prints in the sediment-strata or a digitial watch embedded in a seam of coal.
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"Big, round head Tiny little dot eyes
No nose to speak of.... The Martians look like Charlie Brown!"
Heck no. That's Steve Ballmer!
For all we know, in an alien society, that kind of expression might mean, "I'm going to kill you all, motherfuckers!!!"
Repeal the DMCA!
must have cleaned up the wreck his flying glass doohicky left near the face's right eye... Soory, I'm in the middle of re-reading The Watchmen...again...
Ceci n'est pas un post.
The Happy Face motif is seen all throught the graphic novel/comic book "Watchmen" written by Alan Moore. One scene, set on Mars, has the reader's point of view pull back from a Martian crater to reveal a Happy Face.... all it needs is the splash of blood on one corner near the left eye...
If you've not read "Watchmen", I'd highly recommend it, along with "From Hell". Both are excellent stories and the art in them is superb.
Dr Fish
:-)
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When did Jack in the Box expand to Mars?
"Derp de derp."
In big green letters.
Well, I just blew a mod point - had meant to MOD it "underrated" but clicked wrong. Fortunately, this reply will delete the mod. Apologies...
"Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."
[ed. note: in the following text, former FreeBSD developer Mike Smith gives his reasons for abandoning FreeBSD]
When I stood for election to the FreeBSD core team nearly two years ago, many of you will recall that it was after a long series of debates during which I maintained that too much organisation, too many rules and too much formality would be a bad thing for the project.
Today, as I read the latest discussions on the future of the FreeBSD project, I see the same problem; a few new faces and many of the old going over the same tired arguments and suggesting variations on the same worthless schemes. Frankly I'm sick of it.
FreeBSD used to be fun. It used to be about doing things the right way. It used to be something that you could sink your teeth into when the mundane chores of programming for a living got you down. It was something cool and exciting; a way to spend your spare time on an endeavour you loved that was at the same time wholesome and worthwhile.
It's not anymore. It's about bylaws and committees and reports and milestones, telling others what to do and doing what you're told. It's about who can rant the longest or shout the loudest or mislead the most people into a bloc in order to legitimise doing what they think is best. Individuals notwithstanding, the project as a whole has lost track of where it's going, and has instead become obsessed with process and mechanics.
So I'm leaving core. I don't want to feel like I should be "doing something" about a project that has lost interest in having something done for it. I don't have the energy to fight what has clearly become a losing battle; I have a life to live and a job to keep, and I won't achieve any of the goals I personally consider worthwhile if I remain obligated to care for the project.
Discussion
I'm sure that I've offended some people already; I'm sure that by the time I'm done here, I'll have offended more. If you feel a need to play to the crowd in your replies rather than make a sincere effort to address the problems I'm discussing here, please do us the courtesy of playing your politics openly.
From a technical perspective, the project faces a set of challenges that significantly outstrips our ability to deliver. Some of the resources that we need to address these challenges are tied up in the fruitless metadiscussions that have raged since we made the mistake of electing officers. Others have left in disgust, or been driven out by the culture of abuse and distraction that has grown up since then. More may well remain available to recruitment, but while the project is busy infighting our chances for successful outreach are sorely diminished.
There's no simple solution to this. For the project to move forward, one or the other of the warring philosophies must win out; either the project returns to its laid-back roots and gets on with the work, or it transforms into a super-organised engineering project and executes a brilliant plan to deliver what, ultimately, we all know we want.
Whatever path is chosen, whatever balance is struck, the choosing and the striking are the important parts. The current indecision and endless conflict are incompatible with any sort of progress.
Trying to dissect the above is far beyond the scope of any parting shot, no matter how distended. All I can really ask of you all is to let go of the minutiae for a moment and take a look at the big picture. What is the ultimate goal here? How can we get there with as little overhead as possible? How would you like to be treated by your fellow travellers?
Shouts
To the Slashdot "BSD is dying" crowd - big deal. Death is part of the cycle; take a look at your soft, pallid bodies and consider that right this very moment, parts of you are dying. See? It's not so bad.
To the bulk of the FreeBSD committerbase and the developer community at large - keep your eyes on the real goals. It'
This has been known about for quite some time! Astronomy Picture of the Day from more than 3 years ago featured this crater. Slashdot Science has been quite sucky lately!
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They Are Vermin Feeding On Each Other's Feces.
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'Happy Face' crater of Mars
NASA/JPL/MSSS RELEASE
Posted: May 17, 2003
It's a new picture of an old crater. The old one was offset at an angle, this one is finally "Face On" so to speak.
...some people will believe that aliens made this face a long time ago and some other stupid stuff. If aliens wanted to make something that looked like us, so we can see it and say "Wow aliens really do exist" they'd make somthing way more complex than a huge crater with two hills for eyes and a long hill for a mouth. They'd make something like Mount Rushmore, but on a much grander scale. Not a few natural things that form together to make a shape a 3 year old would draw. Or they'd leave giant complex geometric shapes. If they found a huge triangle, split down the middle to make two triangles, where one is split down the middle to make two more triangles, where one is split... till it forms a hundred small triangles or so, I'd deffinitely believe that aliens left some soft of symbols for us to find proving that they'd exist. Or maybe if there were crop circles on mars (dust circles?) I'd deffinitely believe. But until huge (complex, and not something that would occur naturally) alien symbols are left behind, on some planet other than our own, I'll keep believing that aliens exist but don't want to bother contacting us (or don't have the technology.)
the happy face in the pictures look like this:
: )
(rotated 90 degrees clockwise)
These images are clear evidence that Mars is inhabited by crazy good for nothing ravers with a soft spot for ecstacy. Very interesting. I think it's a good idea to further explore this planet.
I have to thank the Martians for providing a perfect new wallpaper for my desktop... anyone able to point me to a bigger version of this?
ceci n'est pas un 'sig'
The "real" happy face
Table-ized A.I.
Since it is smiling, it must not be an American techie.
...and revising their pranks based on pop culture, because the 'universally recognized' smiley face wasn't actually invented until 1963.
My God, it's Full of Source!
OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
That's a crop circle!
People who disagree with you are not automatically evil, greedy, or stupid.
how large'd the desktop be if that's just a smiley 8-|
(damn us; even gods have started chatting)
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Everyone knows Martians have their eyes in their chin.