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Power Tool Drag Races

The SF Chronicle has a piece on power tool drag races. Best quote: "There are very few happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots."

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  1. Happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots stay in the bedroom...

  2. Fuzzy? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There are very few happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots."

    Bah, who wants those kind... bring on the terminator!

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  3. Drag by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I would get very worried if my power tools started running around wearing women's clothing. Or any clothing at all, for that matter. Spooky.

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    1. Re:Drag by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      I took my sabersaw onto the train the other day, and people looked at me funny and called me mean names. I think they were offended by the nude power tool...

      So then I dressed my sabersaw in a sundress, and now none of the other riders bothers me any more. In fact, I have a whole train car to myself...

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  4. How much AI in these? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Robot Wars phenomenon, begun in San Francisco, gave rise to Comedy Central's "Battlebots" and a similar new show on Tech TV.

    I always found Battlebots to be more like remote control cars on steroids. What I want is something with a little more AI, like Honda's ASIMO (or whatever its called), give those guys a sword, shield, and we'll have Light Ages of Camelot - Live!

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  5. Racing other equipment by Turing+Machine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So if these are like drag races, would walking disk drives be the equivalent of a tractor pull/monster truck event?

  6. do they resemble... by spammyy · · Score: 4, Funny

    derigiderbils? (or happy furry party gerbiloons?)

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  7. Uh oh. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I know who took the Segway.

  8. Belt sander drag races by Elvisisdead · · Score: 4, Interesting
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  9. Not the real thing by srmalloy · · Score: 3, Informative

    You should go look at the places where they really race power tools:

    National Belt Sander Racing Association International Belt Sander Drag Race Association Tyrol Basin Belt Sander Races North Liberty Belt Sander Races

    And yes, it's what it sounds like. Ever used a belt sander and had the sander get away from you because you weren't holding it tightly enough? Well, get a bunch of people sitting around in a bar drunkenly arguing about whose belt sander can get away from them the fastest, and belt-sander racing is born.

  10. Shockwave belt sander races... by John3 · · Score: 3, Informative

    here at the Do It Best web site. These belt sander races are great promotional events for small town hardware stores. Kind of like a pinewood derby for adults.

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  11. Mirror site by nolife · · Score: 3, Funny

    If anyone wants a mirror site, I found some
    good ones with Google.

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  12. Robot Wars by lingqi · · Score: 3, Funny

    they say that this current inspired the Robot Wars, etc - which, incidentally, I have something to say.

    Why oh why does nobody builds bepedal (or quadrapedal) robots? you get *TWICE* the weight limit! For that kind of mass, I'd get a robot that has two non-functional legs that will sit and peg the other guy with a retractable harpoon.

    ahem.

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  13. I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. by flyneye · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've never heard anyone here discuss SURVIVAL RESEARCH LABS.
    I've seen fuzzy robots in their videos.Of course
    it was usually a robot clothed in a dead rotting animal carcass.
    SRL was probably the great grandfather precursor to battlebots(which I've always found to be waaaay wimpy compared to SRL)
    The difference being many of SRLs robots are industrial size,insanely dangerous and operate under much less stringent rules of conduct than battlebots.
    Mark Pauline the founder is a fantastic gearhead-artist-geek.Check out the SRL site at http://www.srl.org/

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  14. other odd things that get raced by UnixRevolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    besides the lawnmower races mentioned by someone else (i've actually seen these on tv, they're pretty funny), people also race:

    Tractors
    Shopping carts (motorized)
    golf carts
    rubber band/spool racers

    people, especially americans, will race damn near anything.

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  15. YES! I was there! by rMortyH · · Score: 3, Informative

    This rules. It was a great day, and not only sfgate, but SLASHDOT? I'm shocked!

    Although the whole place was packed with robot people these weren't really robots. It was awesome, and Jim Mason's fire extinguisher rocket broke 100mph at the end of the track. He builds the giant fire cannons for burningman. He's brilliant but he smells awful.

    Kimric Smythe (who's in SRL and runs an accordion shop and gallery in Oakland) made a propane jet powered vacuum cleaner. It made a HUGE flame but went nowhere. He got 'most pathetic engineering'. It looked incredibly cool but he burned the hell out of some photographer's leg and there was some skin falling off.. In addition to incinerating the track...

    Remember the name of that junkyard, kids! It's the most wonderful place around. All your favorite robot parts, and all the obsolete computers you can crush with a forklift! A few weeks back there was a whole PDP-11. You can get dual 133 pentiums, apple ][e's, there was an Osbourne once. I got a magnatherm, a big medical thing that they used to use to microwave your body parts for therapudic reasons before they found out that was... um... Bad... It's got nixies and a built-in O-scope! Lights up a bulb with no cord. You can put a bag of popcorn on one of the paddles and it will make microwave popcorn right there in the middle of the room. I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

    Anyway, if you're into geek stuff you need to crawl around that place for a while. It's greasy geek heaven. Stay away from the old army crane, it's kinda radioactive. Don't pet the hairless squirrels. They're not nice.

    =mortimer

    (First my job, then my favorite junkyard and the technology art group I'm a member of (q-box) have been slashdotted. I feel shiny.)