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Pentagon Soft-Pedals Total Information Awareness

PizzaFace writes "Congress was concerned that the Pentagon's 'Total Information Awareness' program would invade citizens' privacy, so it gave the program the red light until the Pentagon addressed Congress's privacy concerns. DARPA, the Pentagon technology agency that brought us the Internet in more innocent times, showed its Total Marketing Awareness by renaming the TIA program, 'Terrorism Information Awareness.' The gist of its report seems to be that data may be collected from everyone, but it will only be used against evildoers. You can read DARPA's report and a background story from the Washington Post."

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  1. Innocent times? by Burb · · Score: 5, Funny
    DARPA, the Pentagon technology agency that brought us the Internet in more innocent times

    What more innocent times were these, exactly?

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    1. Re:Innocent times? by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny

      Guilty conscience, huh?

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  2. Ministry of Silly Walks by cmason32 · · Score: 5, Funny

    An editorial in today's NY Times notes that one of the ways the TIA will track people is by their walk. Observantly, Dowd parallels this to Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks. Apparently, this method of detection can be overridden by wearing a long coat.

    I feel safer already.

  3. Re:The State.. by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

    "it's the State who will define who an "evildoer""

    No need. The State can define a new term 'Potnetial Terrorist' and we'd all be included - in effect it becomes Total Info Awareness. Sometime back I posted a series of definitions that could be used:

    Potential Terrorist - All of us.
    Kinetic terrorist - Mobile phone users.
    Intellectual terrorists - Reverse-engineers
    Organised potential terrorists - Linux User Groups
    e-terrorists - internet users

    and so on... No need to be bashful before ordering surveillance on all and sundry.

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  4. Re:shades of Iraq by comet_11 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, what kind of country would store masses of weapons and threaten foreign nations with violence while imposing a police-state style military control on its own citizens?

    Lucky we're nothing like those bastard Iraqis.

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  5. Re:Only used against 'terrorists' by fishbert42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A witch! A witch! We've found a witch!"
    "We have found a witch. May we burn her?"
    "Burn her! Buuuuuurn her!"
    "How do you know she is a witch?"
    "She looks like one!"