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World's Largest Flower

Posted by michael on from the garnish-with-baby's-breath dept.

An anonymous reader writes "The Titan Arum (Amorphophallus titanum) produces the world's largest flower and is currently in bud at the University Botanic Gardens Bonn (Germany). As of Thursday, 12 a.m. it is set to break the old world record established in 1932. The old record was 267 cm while the new bud is now 273 cm and still growing."

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  1. Slashdot fun by aridhol · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look - they have a graph of hits over time at the bottom. Let's see how well that thing scales ;)

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  2. Amorphophallus Titanum by lindsayt · · Score: 4, Funny
    This thing seems to have been named quite aptly.

    Going back to our Latin roots:

    • Amorpho = amorphous = Lacking definite form or shapeless
    • phallus = phallus = male penis or female clitoris, or a representation of the penis illustrating generative power
    • Titanum = titan = of prodigious size, strength or achievement

    So this flower is "scientifically" defined as an unusually huge and shapeless representation of the male penis. This is why men shouldn't name flowers...

    Of course to be fair, that gigantic flower is after all the plant's sex organ, so perhaps the description is apt...

    Definitions courtesy of Dictionary.com
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    1. Re:Amorphophallus Titanum by s-orbital · · Score: 4, Funny

      So basically a flower with a scientific name of "Huge Misshapen Dick" There is a flower to give to your S/O.

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