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harmonics writes "This is absolutely hysterical, it seems a "No-Contact Jacket" has been developed for women by MIT. This thing carries enough voltage to knock you on your duff (80,000 volts), and is decently stylish too. Now to find out how I can get my wife one. Just don't wear it in the rain!" The real question is whether the submitter knew the origin and full meaning of the word "hysterical".

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  1. ALL in 1!!! by spamtr0ll · · Score: -1, Troll

    ALL in 1 Mini-Digital Camera! HOT! While Supplies Last...


    Functions as a Digital Camera, Camcorder/Movie Recorder, & WebCam for Internet Use!

    Comes with everything you need --> Image/Movie Editing software, leather case, batteries, key-chain, USB connection cable, & More!

    This retails for $200 in some areas. We have a limited Online Sale at a blowout price of only $39.95 !!!

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  2. Cuntbag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Does anybody know where I can buy or otherwise acquire a "cuntbag"? In case this isn't clear, I'm talking about a small changepurse sort of thing, made from a real human vagina. I'd like to find an especially hairy one, but will take a shaven, or thin-haired one if that's all that is available. And, as far as the "changepurse" thing goes, no, I'm not gay. I just think it'd be nice to carry around my gum and car keys in a little disembodied pussy. Thanks!

  3. Re:Protection for $1000 by grub · · Score: -1, Troll


    Did you notice that the current price is $1000?

    The target market are radical feminists. They save that kind of money by not shaving their legs, armpits and crotch during their weekly shower. Of course by not doing so they make themselves unattractive to normal men. The real attacker they planned for are Diesel Dyke Lesbian Rape Squads. Imagine the look on their faces when they get 80,000 volts across their greasy femullets.

    be a man, when you troll, don't do it as an AC on KarmaBurningFriday(tm)

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  4. Re:stun guns are not that effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Massad Ayoob is a terrorist, so of course he'd do something like that. It's part of his plan to dehumanize the rest of society, build up hate, and create suicidal maniacs who wish to jihad.

  5. Re:Cruel Intentions... by be-fan · · Score: -1, Troll

    When women stop getting payed 70% of a man's salary for doing the exact same job, then we can talk about reverse discrimination.

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  6. Re:Cruel Intentions... by Arker · · Score: 0, Troll

    I live in the city.

    Why don't you move?

    The problem is definitly NOT that not enough people have guns.

    No, that's not THE problem, it's one of many. It's a pretty big one though.

    Us 'backwards rednecks' aren't the ones with a crime problem. The counties with the most guns per person are the safest ones in the country. Places like NYC where law abiding citizens are disarmed are the most dangerous. There's tons of empirical data from all over the world to show this relationship, but anyone with the slightest bit of street smarts could predict it. If you're a criminal and you know the chances are very high that your potential victim is armed, you're much more likely to be cautious and avoid confrontation, but if you know your victim is probably disarmed, confrontation and violence is much more likely.

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