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Keep Your Eye on the Electric Sparrow
WC as Kato writes "Corbin Motors, the company that made the cute electric Sparrow car driven by Austin Powers in Goldmember, has gone into bankruptcy. SJ Mercury News has details of the dead bird..er Sparrow. Another electric car bites the dust!"
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The Official Sparrow Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about sparrows, REAL SPARROWS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about sparrows. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Sparrows are mammals.
2. Sparrows fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the sparrow is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Sparrow Sword
Sparrow Stars
Sparrow Outfit
Testimonial:
Sparrows can kill anyone they want! Sparrows cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this sparrow who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the sparrow killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a sparrow totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that sparrows have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Sparrows are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Sparrows are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love sparrows with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about sparrows?
A: Sparrows are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, sparrows are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that sparrows are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, sparrows can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do sparrows do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.
Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!
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Taco would never want to be rescued from being a sex-slave. Taco loves ass rape. Plus, Taco *always* posts stories while having a butt-plug inserted into his cavern like anus. I call TROLL on this post, Troll.
I thought so.
Move over, Kate Fent! Taco's got a new girlfriend! (But with just as many fleas.) Awwk!
Nobody did the "I'm not dead, yet" joke, though - this thing really does look dead.
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