Bismuth No Longer the Heaviest Stable Element
forii writes "Bismuth-209 was commonly thought to be the heaviest stable element. But now Physicists have discovered that Bi-209 actually is unstable and decays with a halflife of 2*10^19 years. This means that the average 8oz (237ml) bottle of Pepto-Bismol contains one decay event every 36 hours or so."
"Hector, you drank my experiment! Now I will never know its half-life!"
"Sorry, Dr. Lanse, but my stomach was really upset."
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